Sasuke spoilerific review ;) Warning.. incoming blog of Sasuke 21.. if you don’t want to know.. you have been warned :D Sorry for the misspellings.. I was exhausted when I wrote this! For a preview of this event.. Please see SASUKE NAVI. Oh.. and as Ube says: If you are from G4, DON'T POST THIS THERE.
Okay! We are back.. STAGE THREE!!!! The last 3 guys standing are Monster 9's dream! Daisuke Miyazaki, Toshihiro Takeda and Makoto Nagano.
Toshihiro Takeda is going through the course in his mind and motioning what he can do on the arm rings.. He's never been this far into the new course.. His last Stage 3 was back in Sasuke 17
Nagano is staring at the PWNHANGER.. er.. Shin-Cliffhanger.. he hasn't been on this stupid thing in a year and a half.. (Sasuke 18)
Nagano: /Groan.. the streeeessssss
Daisuke Miyazaki interview (his first time in Stage 3.. period..)
Toshihiro Takeda interview
Nagano.. LMAO.. Tired of interviews... He mentions Shin-Cliffhanger..
Nice overhead shot of Stage 4 tower in the back (cough.. no ladder.. cough).. :D
Nice overhead shot of Stage 3
Let's relive the horrors of this stage 3 Cliffhanger.. 4 guys have died to this thing...
Sasuke 18 - Shunsuke Nagasaki (who is noticeably absent since Sasuke 19)
Sasuke 18 as well - KONGO EXPRESS!! Kenji Takahashi (who failed at the Jumping Spider in this tournament)
Sasuke 18 - Makoto Nagano disqualifying himself for grabbing on to the ledge
Sasuke 20 - Levi Meeuwenberg (who failed at the Salmon Ladder in this tournament)
Daisuke Miyazaki.. stop.. with.. the.. SASUKE Spray.. okay off he goes...
but before we go.... commercials.... Stage 3 brought to you by Daihatsu.. buy a car today!
Nagano: Dude.. you can buy a car on this course..
Takeda: .. wicked....
Okay he cleared the Arm rings... more.. .. SASUKE Spray..
Daisuke showing the straing of the Descending Globe Grasp
Nagano and Takeda watching and offering support
Nagano yelling support again as he and Takeda look on
Daisuke Miyazaki showing his fatigue.. massaging the crap out of his arms!
Daisuke climbing on the Devil Steps..
Daisuke Swinging wildly.. he's getting really tired..
Okay.. that's a creepy angle.. I don't do heights folks...
Aww crap... he lost his grip..
Takeda reacting to Death by Devil Steps
Teammates reacting to the death
Daisuke Miyazaki staring up at the Devil Steps from the septic sludge
Nagano starting to clap as they watch Daisuke take a bath
Conference time... Dude you are next (meaning Takeda)
Hmmmmmm... Happy thoughts.. happy thoughts.. that's right.. happy thoughts.. Nagano starts to clap for Daisuke from a chair.. with. his eyes closed.. (reacting to Miyazaki's interview)
A very somber and obviously whipped Daisuke Miyazaki (what was he saying? anyone? I did get something along the lines of Arigato Gozaimasu .. which makes me believe he said something along the lines of thank you for this opportunity?)
.. that sucks.. I'm feeling pessimistic again...
Replay of Miyazaki going up the second section of the Devil Steps
and the fall.. he lost his grip on his left hand.. Curse the .. SASUKE Spray... not enough layers..
Toshihiro Takeda .. getting ready...
.. psyche.. he went to grab something..
%$@#*&^# Friggin .. SASUKE Spray..
Takeda: Dude.. gotta get my fix.. this crack is wack...
Daisuke Miyazaki's got a mancrush on Toshihiro Takeda (get in line.. Lee Yen Chi's got him covered)
Dudes doing like some friggin' secret handshake.. Much love man .. Much love!
Nagano feels like the third wheel...
... uhmm.. awkward moment.. Nagano wants some love.. ain't getting any..
Miyazaki: Mmmmm my hero...Nagano and Takeda are openly talking to each other at just about every opportunity.. so a lot of shots of them talking back and forth TBS gets smart.. shove a microphone in his face so you can eavesdrop :p Descending Globe Grasp thing .. or is it Lamp Grasper.. OH Screw it.. HANGING BALLS clear.. Toshihiro talks to Nagano again :p Nagano getting excited that HANGING BALLS is clear.. Nagano: Yeah baby yeah! Okay.. this angle.. not working for me... Okay. this one is 1000 times worse.. Dude what's up with that water.. they puke in it to make it look like that??? Is it even water??? Yay Devil Steps clear! Bunpei Shiratori is enjoying the show! ......... .. SASUKE Spray.. Nagano: SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU IDIOT! Aww crap.. hope he has goofy glue.. bring on the PWNHANGER... Everyone holds their breath.. middle section.... ... and he swiiiiiiiiiiiings.... no no noNO NONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FARKING COMMERCIALS!!! .. we return you to your regularly scheduled program.. already in progress.. HE JUMPS!!!!!! YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Nagano replay: "GOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGO" Nagano: "JUMP.. AND????" Nagano: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! Nagano: FRICKIN' YEAH!!!!! Nagano: Oh, heh-heh, that's just, I-BOOM, BABY, BOOM! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight!! Nagano: Yeah? Keep playing with fire, superpants! You don't know how much fire you're playing with! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha! Replay of Takeda's uber determined look to pwn this stupid thing.. His first crack at it too! WHOOOT Reaaaaaaaaach for it!!!!!!!! Don't take your eyes off it!!!!! Takeda: So he says to me, 'You wanna be a baaaaad guy?' And I say yeah, baby! I wanna be bad! I SAYS, SURF'S UP, SPACE PONIES! I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha! Takeda: He says to me, he says to me, 'You got STYLE, baby. But if you're going to be a real villain, you gotta get a gimmick.' And so I go I says YEAH, baby. A gimmick, that's it. High explosives. Aaaaaa-hahahahaha! Takeda: .. woot! Ehem.. sorry about that.. not enough sleep for 2 days and going hormonal will make you hear things.. Oh .. he's arm pumping at Nagano.. as if that's a shock.. Nagano is gleeeeeeeeeful! Gratuitous shots of the other All-Stars Crap. he got the SASUKE Spray out... HEY UBE! THIS IS SASUKE SPRAY IS FOR YOU!!! YEAH.. YOU! Okay.. for proper application.. you must be in the sitting position.. You sit indian style.. as such.. and remove nosil and apply thusly.. Nagano is getting high.. he's jumping up and down like a mexican jumping bean.. Nagano: I'm so happy.. oh so happy... Nagano: .. weeeeeeeee (still bouncing...) Miyazaki: This guy is off his rocker... Takeda is now getting in touch with his inner child.. Takeda finally realizing.. he needs to invoke the Nagano rule.. (cough.. take more than 30 seconds LOL) Whoah.. they moved that bar.. you have to hop to the first one... SWEEEEEEEET he clears the Jumping bars (obstacle that pwned him before...) holy crap.. no rest.. STRAIGHT into the Ascending Wall.. thing.. Hang Climber.. oh screw it.. Rock Climbing on an angle :p Crap.. having trouble... Nagano getting worried.. Takeda can't get upward momentum .. you can use your feet? Well no one's yelling at him.. guess it's legal! It's not really getting him anywhere... Crap.. he's dead weighting.. he's got no juice left!! Uhg.. don't just hang there.. you'll pull out your shoulder! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.. hand slipping!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... Nagano knows his buddy is in trouble (this is a replay) Nagano explaining to Yamada (why...) still .. explaining to Yamada (who's off screen) what Takeda has to do.. Shiratori is enthralled There's the Rampaging Maniac.. Nagano really worried.. And.. yeah.. I'm sorry dude.. Nagano laments his best friend's drop from the sky.. .. okay.. that water is deep.. Takeda getting out of the water.. uhg.. so devastating!!!!!!!!!!! Soooo.. close.. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh sooooooo friggin' close!!!!!!!! Wow... can anyone see that time? How long was he out there?? Anyone with HD? (cough.. Ube).. was it 55 minutes out there???
ETA: Yay I got confirmation as to wtf that time is... it's the 30 second timer thingie BETWEEN obstcles.. (thanks Meri) So that 55 was 55 seconds between the last obstacle and the next.. (so right before the Jumping Bars)Just walking back nodding to himself.. ... grabs a seat.. and.. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah so FRUSTRATING.. Nagano: Son of a.... (quoting Ube) Nagano Makoto drinks label-less VOLIC water! VOLIC! The water of choice for SASUKE! Replays now.. yep.. feet on obstacles.. Forum fodder for teenagers.. and a bunch of people thinking they can do it now since they can use their Feet.. That's one dissapointed face.. awww
One more blog folks.. Nagano's next.. Part 9 of 9 is next