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Monday, December 31, 2012

Sasuke Rising (28) Spoilerific Review - Part 5

We have a new Sasuke opening!

Sasuke spoilerific review ;) Warning.. incoming blog of Sasuke 28.. if you don’t want to know.. you have been warned :D (Just remember.. the USA Broadcast of this.. will be.. well never possibly.  I don't know if we will ever see it.. Yes.. you read that right.. Now with the death of G4 official and NBC not giving a damn about Sasuke Japan.. we may never see Sasuke Rising on US television (or any overseas country for that matter unless everyone buys the original 3 1/2 hour broadcast from TBS). For a preview of this event.. Please see SASUKE Rising (28) NAVI a 1 hour review of Sasuke Rising with fluff pieces of all the major players in the upcoming Sasuke and even a couple of runs that were cut from the official broadcast!

 (Massive thanks to TBS for posting the names of all 100 competitors!  Thanks to Ube for his help on the names in English!!)

Now it's time for Yuuji to tuck in his pants

We all know he's a shoe salesman for Haruta Shoes in Tokyo where he breathes on the shoes..

Nagano approves of this message

Again... give it up for an all-UNCLI final!  #3 and #2 in da house!..

Yuuji legitimately (again) demolishing the Final Stage Tower in Sasuke 27

Becoming the only 2-Time (and defending) Sasuke Grand Champion

Cut a bit off the fluff piece since a lot was repeat from Navi's broadcast

Apparently he made a funny that got a comedian to laugh

Ryo Matachi (Cliffer #2) 又地諒 giving out last minute advice

See? This is why I like them. They openly share notes so each of them does well.

2-Time Grand Champion Yuuji Urushihara 漆原裕治 (Cliffer #3)
The Sasuke King 王様  or Sasuke Ōsama
(remember Nagano is called the Legend)

 Same scrunched technique that the STQ'ers have perfected

and easily clears the snail

Takes his time before the spin bridge

easily clears even though he almost slipped on the last ball! LOL

Easy catch on the Jump Hang Kai

DEMOLISHED IT.. Look at the friggin' time.. he took what.. 6 seconds to cross it?

Quick clear on the first lower wall

uses the pole

Flies up the wall.. 

Geeeeeez.  Look at the time he has remaining!!!!

Catches the wall really high

Finally slows down to strut the last few feet as he notices he has herds of time left

DEMOLISHED the First stage!

He's so happy he didn't succumb to the pressure like he did the last time he was defending the title.

Shinya and Kanno sharing a moment as they celebrate Yuuji's clear

HA!  Ryo can't be contained! He so far is the only one that ran up the side to be near the finish

 Takeda:  Hot dog.. he has to make it look easy without grandstanding..
Shingo: I'm going to do a Takeda and be too cool to clap

Akiyama: You wanted him to flip like the Americans? 
Takeda: You bastard.. 
Yamada: I swear everyone is making fun of me..
Shingo: Maybe if I smile people won't complain I'm not openly cheering for him

Takeda:  Nah.. I'm too cool for that..
Akiyama: You couldn't flip even if you wanted to.
Nagano: Look at the time!
Yamada: Yeah.. I'll do that and I won't get yelled at either.
Shingo: That's right.. ignore the non-clapping people.. we are too cool yeah.. we are..

Yamada: Sheesh!  What's your obsession with the clock? We get it.. we get it..
Nagano: Ah.. to be young again and be that dominating
Takeda: Screw that.. I'm going to beat that time..
Akiyama: You wish..  You're the one that took a 2 year vacation
Shingo:  Takeda just got pwned by a blind man

Meanwhile back in the winner's circle Yuuji celebrating his first stage clear in defense of his title.

The Sasuke King 王様 Yuuji Urushihara 漆原裕治 (Cliffer #3) - FIRST STAGE CLEAR

Oh hey they still have the fireman's pole back there

LOL Ryo snuck up the side to cheer his friend on every step of the way

Emphatic clear after a near-flawless dominating performance

ahahahahah Yuuji blowing off the reporter chick


Damn that felt good!

btw we are now going to casually walk away from the reporter chick who's going to ask me stupid questions I don't want to answer..

yeah.. just keep walking.. don't make eye contact..

Nagano: I used to do that.. man.. I'm getting old..
Shingo: Seriously.. chairs.. they are like 10 bucks.. I could even spring for nice fluffy cushions
Takeda: that was mean .. I didn't take a vacation for 2 years
Akiyama:  Dude that was so totally a joke.. 
Yamada: Ya'll aren't cool anymore.. lemme infiltrate the young crowd.. they'll adopt me..

Nagano: LOL Yamada is under the impression he's going to be part of the young crowd..
Yamada (off camera): Hey.. ya'll interested in a mascot?

Nagano: We all know I'm the total hotness around here..
Akiyama: Dude Dude..

Nagano: Yeah!  In yo face Takeda
Shingo (off camera): Seriously.. I think I got mud in my butt crack now..

Akiyama: Yeah yeah.. you tell em!

Nagano: that's right.. I'm still bitching
Akiyama: Yeah.. a little much but I still got your back bro

Nagano: You still think I'm hot right?  You'd never forsake me?
Akiyama: oh.. here we go.. 
Takeda: you friggin' serious??

 Takeda: Everyone knows I'm the total hotness around here
Akiyama: Oh and I thought Nagano lost his mind
Nagano: He thinks he can compete with me!

Takeda: Yeah I know.. I tried..
Akiyama: Hehehehe he did a funny
Nagano: Stupid Shingo bitching about chairs at a time like this..
Yamada (off camera): I can spring for free beer!

Takeda: Well.. I was hot once.. I still got fans
Akiyama: I do too.. that's not fair
Nagano: Seriously?  Dude, you drive a minivan..
Shingo (off camera): Dudes pipe down another one of the in crowd is about to start.

We got nekkid people next!

Stupid box girl hasn't watched the show.. why is she here???

Kanno still feeling internal pain from that Sasuke 23 final he was in

She likes flying legs

He likes buffed floors

He needs a real job

Pachinko bars need cleaning

He loves skulls.. and chains

Skulls are my precious..

I'm sorry but everytime I see him I hear Ube in my head saying "Pow Pow".

Anyway STQ Finalists Assemble!

So when you see her.. grab her by the..

Yeah like this!

And be polite when asking for her phone number after that..

In the night sky we have another former finalist trying to regain his glory for another chance at the Final Stage Tower!

HK: Zap! Bzzzap! Bzzzap!
MN: Bzzap?
HK: Laser guns!

Sasuke 23 Finalist Hitoshi Kanno 菅野仁志

Crouching Tiger hidden Snail™

And he clears using the secret STQ technique

Another easy clear on the nards of doom

Nice catch!

Not the same cliffhanger technique that the UNCLI guys use

Still fast nonetheless

easy clear on the low wall

Uses pole

Also easy clear on the second wall

 Plenty of time before going to the last obstacle

oh.. catches a little low but still plenty of time

Gets a little hung up..

Still emphatic clear with timer still in white.

(is the camera on me.. oh yes is it).. HURRAY!

Takeda: I'm not going to clap and there is nothing you can do to change my mind.
Akiyama: Why is everyone so sedate?
Nagano: Oh.. he did good..
Shingo:  Just keep smiling they don't get pissed when you keep smiling

Nagano: Why you no clap?
Akiyama: I'm clapping I'm clapping..
Takeda: Nope.. not going to make me..
Shingo: nothing to see here.. hands in pocket..

Nagano: Why you no clap too?
Shingo: I was told if I smile I acknowledged the clear.. I don't need hands
Takeda: Nope.. not going to.. I'm too cool to clap
Akiyama: Where the hell did Katsumi go to now?

Shingo: well damn does that mean people are going to get angry that I'm not clapping?
Nagano: I forgot to check the time.. 
Takeda: I totally need a fanclub..
Akiyama: Maybe he finally got abducted by aliens?  That sucks..

Hellooooo my fans!

Smooth run by Kanno

Hitoshi Kanno 菅野仁志 - FIRST STAGE CLEAR!

I wants a hug!

Ryo and Yuuji oblige!

I love you man!!

Seriously my heart is fluttering!

Yuuji: Now.. just like I told you.. keep walking.. don't make eye contact..

 Kanno: Wasn't I pretty up there??

Kanno: Hey babe.. like my guns?
Yuuji: I said.. no eye contact..

Seems Katsumi was safely returned by the aliens

And practicing his rolling escargot technique

Takeda: I was cheering inside.. like a man
Kanno: Thanks man I really appreciate it

Takeda: yeah when you get to my stature you can do anything and still look cool
Kanno: yeah.. but I have the body..

Takeda: you seriously dissin' me?
Kanno: nah.. I didn't mean.. 

Kanno: Two syllables.. starts with..

Takeda: Dude.. that totally looks like an elephant.. that's three syllables btw..

anyway back at the start line..

Someone pimpin' a Tokyo 2020 Olympics Host City Candidate sticker

Tomoko Hagiwara 萩原 智子

Apparently box girl doesn't see the Olympics either..

2000年シドニー五輪4位入賞 水泳選手
4th place in the 200 meter Backstroke in the Sydney Olympics 

That's her on the right as her teammate won the bronze medal

 Tomoko Hagiwara 萩原 智子 Olympic Swimmer!

Ough. already in trouble..

and.. she fell backwards??

tired of the cutting back to studio.....

Akiyama is totally not paying attention as Nagano and Shingo watch with bated breath

I'm totally mesmerized by that scarf Nagano has...

Shingo's face is priceless.. he doesn't know if he should laugh of look upset..

Shingo: So.. happy face or sad face?
Akiyama: Hey what's going on now?
Nagano: Hey! Satomi!

Satomi: Yeah it's okay we are all laughing too!
Nagano: that's what I thought.. you'd totally destroy this course if you were invited
Shingo: Thanks! I wasn't sure if it I was supposed to laugh

Satomi: LOL She fell backwards
Nagano: Yeah she says it's okay so we can laugh now
Akiyama: lol wut?
Shingo: Thanks I wasn't sure!

Man.. keeping up with when I should laugh and when I should look interested is confusing.

Let's see that again..

Losing her balance completely she tried to lunge to the platform

Oooooh that's how she ended up backwards

Tomoko Hagiwara 萩原 智子 - Death by Quintuple Steps

Nagano doing the bounce as TBS shows you that they are cutting more people

Nagano: Dude.. why you no jump?

Shingo: Fine.. Jumping..

Nagano: Stop that.. you don't look cool
Shingo: man it's never good enough for you..
Takeda: That's why I don't care.. I look cool standing here picking my nose..
Yamada: I do too.. I do jogging instead..

Kouki Sakamoto 坂本 功貴

Box girl's ignorance is never ending..

北京オリンピック体操男子団体 銀メダリスト
Member of the Silver medal gymnastics team in the Beijing Olympics 

He himself was not in the final rotation

but was part of the team. Here's proof he competed in the early rounds.

Here he is .. with a lot more hair..

Oh! Hung on to the end of the snail!

taking his time before the Spin bridge

Oh!  Nice save.. 

testing the trampoline (Was David Campbell the only one before this to do this also?)

and success!

However.. he doesn't have the same technique

and is burning all kinds of time trying to get across

Finally out of the netting

Oh boy.. balks at the first wall.. which is lower..

okay finally gets the lower wall

uses pole

wow.. not even close..

That's even worse..

is he trying to go UNDER the wall?

Ooooooh that's embarrasing..

Still trying.. but nowhere near..

 Kouki Sakamoto 坂本 功貴 - Death by Time up on the Double Warped Wall