We have a new Sasuke opening!
PART FIVE
Sasuke spoilerific review ;) Warning.. incoming blog of Sasuke 28.. if you don’t want to know.. you have been warned
:D (Just remember.. the USA Broadcast of this.. will be.. well
never possibly. I don't know if we will ever see it.. Yes.. you read
that right.. Now with the death of G4 official
and NBC not giving a damn about Sasuke Japan.. we may never see
Sasuke Rising on US television (or any overseas country for that
matter unless everyone buys the original 3 1/2 hour broadcast from
TBS). For a preview of this event.. Please see SASUKE Rising (28) NAVI
a 1 hour review of Sasuke Rising with fluff pieces of all the
major players in the upcoming Sasuke and even a couple of runs
that were cut from the official broadcast!
(Massive thanks to TBS for posting the names of all 100 competitors! Thanks to Ube for his help on the names in English!!)
Now it's time for Yuuji to tuck in his pants
We all know he's a shoe salesman for Haruta Shoes in Tokyo where he breathes on the shoes..
Nagano approves of this message
Again... give it up for an all-UNCLI final! #3 and #2 in da house!..
Yuuji legitimately (again) demolishing the Final Stage Tower in Sasuke 27
Becoming the only 2-Time (and defending) Sasuke Grand Champion
Cut a bit off the fluff piece since a lot was repeat from Navi's broadcast
Apparently he made a funny that got a comedian to laugh
Ryo Matachi (Cliffer #2) 又地諒 giving out last minute advice
See? This is why I like them. They openly share notes so each of them does well.
2-Time Grand Champion Yuuji Urushihara 漆原裕治 (Cliffer #3)
The Sasuke King 王様 or Sasuke Ōsama
(remember Nagano is called the Legend)
Same scrunched technique that the STQ'ers have perfected
and easily clears the snail
Takes his time before the spin bridge
easily clears even though he almost slipped on the last ball! LOL
Easy catch on the Jump Hang Kai
DEMOLISHED IT.. Look at the friggin' time.. he took what.. 6 seconds to cross it?
Quick clear on the first lower wall
uses the pole
Flies up the wall..
Geeeeeez. Look at the time he has remaining!!!!
Catches the wall really high
Finally slows down to strut the last few feet as he notices he has herds of time left
DEMOLISHED the First stage!
He's so happy he didn't succumb to the pressure like he did the last time he was defending the title.
Shinya and Kanno sharing a moment as they celebrate Yuuji's clear
HA! Ryo can't be contained! He so far is the only one that ran up the side to be near the finish
Takeda: Hot dog.. he has to make it look easy without grandstanding..
Shingo: I'm going to do a Takeda and be too cool to clap
Akiyama: You wanted him to flip like the Americans?
Takeda: You bastard..
Yamada: I swear everyone is making fun of me..
Shingo: Maybe if I smile people won't complain I'm not openly cheering for him
Takeda: Nah.. I'm too cool for that..
Akiyama: You couldn't flip even if you wanted to.
Nagano: Look at the time!
Yamada: Yeah.. I'll do that and I won't get yelled at either.
Shingo: That's right.. ignore the non-clapping people.. we are too cool yeah.. we are..
Yamada: Sheesh! What's your obsession with the clock? We get it.. we get it..
Nagano: Ah.. to be young again and be that dominating
Takeda: Screw that.. I'm going to beat that time..
Akiyama: You wish.. You're the one that took a 2 year vacation
Shingo: Takeda just got pwned by a blind man
Meanwhile back in the winner's circle Yuuji celebrating his first stage clear in defense of his title.
The Sasuke King 王様 Yuuji Urushihara 漆原裕治 (Cliffer #3) - FIRST STAGE CLEAR
Oh hey they still have the fireman's pole back there
LOL Ryo snuck up the side to cheer his friend on every step of the way
Emphatic clear after a near-flawless dominating performance
ahahahahah Yuuji blowing off the reporter chick
PDA WE GOT PDA!!
Damn that felt good!
btw we are now going to casually walk away from the reporter chick who's going to ask me stupid questions I don't want to answer..
yeah.. just keep walking.. don't make eye contact..
Nagano: I used to do that.. man.. I'm getting old..
Shingo: Seriously.. chairs.. they are like 10 bucks.. I could even spring for nice fluffy cushions
Takeda: that was mean .. I didn't take a vacation for 2 years
Akiyama: Dude that was so totally a joke..
Yamada: Ya'll aren't cool anymore.. lemme infiltrate the young crowd.. they'll adopt me..
Nagano: LOL Yamada is under the impression he's going to be part of the young crowd..
Yamada (off camera): Hey.. ya'll interested in a mascot?
Nagano: We all know I'm the total hotness around here..
Akiyama: Dude Dude..
Nagano: Yeah! In yo face Takeda
Shingo (off camera): Seriously.. I think I got mud in my butt crack now..
Akiyama: Yeah yeah.. you tell em!
Nagano: that's right.. I'm still bitching
Akiyama: Yeah.. a little much but I still got your back bro
Nagano: You still think I'm hot right? You'd never forsake me?
Akiyama: oh.. here we go..
Takeda: you friggin' serious??
Takeda: Everyone knows I'm the total hotness around here
Akiyama: Oh and I thought Nagano lost his mind
Nagano: He thinks he can compete with me!
Shingo (Off camera): CHAIRS!! WE NEED REAL CHAIRS.. SERIOUSLY!!
Takeda: Yeah I know.. I tried..
Akiyama: Hehehehe he did a funny
Nagano: Stupid Shingo bitching about chairs at a time like this..
Yamada (off camera): I can spring for free beer!
Takeda: Well.. I was hot once.. I still got fans
Akiyama: I do too.. that's not fair
Nagano: Seriously? Dude, you drive a minivan..
Shingo (off camera): Dudes pipe down another one of the in crowd is about to start.
We got nekkid people next!
Stupid box girl hasn't watched the show.. why is she here???
Kanno still feeling internal pain from that Sasuke 23 final he was in
She likes flying legs
He likes buffed floors
He needs a real job
Pachinko bars need cleaning
He loves skulls.. and chains
Skulls are my precious..
I'm sorry but everytime I see him I hear Ube in my head saying "Pow Pow".
Anyway STQ Finalists Assemble!
So when you see her.. grab her by the..
Yeah like this!
And be polite when asking for her phone number after that..
In the night sky we have another former finalist trying to regain his glory for another chance at the Final Stage Tower!
Sasuke 23 Finalist Hitoshi Kanno 菅野仁志
Crouching Tiger hidden Snail™
And he clears using the secret STQ technique
Another easy clear on the nards of doom
Nice catch!
Not the same cliffhanger technique that the UNCLI guys use
Still fast nonetheless
easy clear on the low wall
Uses pole
Also easy clear on the second wall
Plenty of time before going to the last obstacle
oh.. catches a little low but still plenty of time
Gets a little hung up..
Still emphatic clear with timer still in white.
(is the camera on me.. oh yes is it).. HURRAY!
Takeda: I'm not going to clap and there is nothing you can do to change my mind.
Akiyama: Why is everyone so sedate?
Nagano: Oh.. he did good..
Shingo: Just keep smiling they don't get pissed when you keep smiling
Nagano: Why you no clap?
Akiyama: I'm clapping I'm clapping..
Takeda: Nope.. not going to make me..
Shingo: nothing to see here.. hands in pocket..
Nagano: Why you no clap too?
Shingo: I was told if I smile I acknowledged the clear.. I don't need hands
Takeda: Nope.. not going to.. I'm too cool to clap
Akiyama: Where the hell did Katsumi go to now?
Shingo: well damn does that mean people are going to get angry that I'm not clapping?
Nagano: I forgot to check the time..
Takeda: I totally need a fanclub..
Akiyama: Maybe he finally got abducted by aliens? That sucks..
Hellooooo my fans!
Smooth run by Kanno
Hitoshi Kanno 菅野仁志 - FIRST STAGE CLEAR!
I wants a hug!
Ryo and Yuuji oblige!
I love you man!!
Seriously my heart is fluttering!
Yuuji: Now.. just like I told you.. keep walking.. don't make eye contact..
Kanno: Wasn't I pretty up there??
Kanno: Hey babe.. like my guns?
Yuuji: I said.. no eye contact..
Seems Katsumi was safely returned by the aliens
And practicing his rolling escargot technique
Takeda: I was cheering inside.. like a man
Kanno: Thanks man I really appreciate it
Takeda: yeah when you get to my stature you can do anything and still look cool
Kanno: yeah.. but I have the body..
Takeda: you seriously dissin' me?
Kanno: nah.. I didn't mean..
Kanno: Two syllables.. starts with..
Takeda: Dude.. that totally looks like an elephant.. that's three syllables btw..
anyway back at the start line..
Someone pimpin' a Tokyo 2020 Olympics Host City Candidate sticker
Tomoko Hagiwara 萩原 智子
Apparently box girl doesn't see the Olympics either..
2000年シドニー五輪4位入賞 水泳選手
4th place in the 200 meter Backstroke in the Sydney Olympics
4th place in the 200 meter Backstroke in the Sydney Olympics
That's her on the right as her teammate won the bronze medal
Tomoko Hagiwara 萩原 智子 Olympic Swimmer!
Ough. already in trouble..
and.. she fell backwards??
tired of the cutting back to studio.....
Akiyama is totally not paying attention as Nagano and Shingo watch with bated breath
I'm totally mesmerized by that scarf Nagano has...
Shingo's face is priceless.. he doesn't know if he should laugh of look upset..
Shingo: So.. happy face or sad face?
Akiyama: Hey what's going on now?
Nagano: Hey! Satomi!
Satomi: Yeah it's okay we are all laughing too!
Nagano: that's what I thought.. you'd totally destroy this course if you were invited
Shingo: Thanks! I wasn't sure if it I was supposed to laugh
Satomi: LOL She fell backwards
Nagano: Yeah she says it's okay so we can laugh now
Akiyama: lol wut?
Shingo: Thanks I wasn't sure!
Man.. keeping up with when I should laugh and when I should look interested is confusing.
Let's see that again..
Losing her balance completely she tried to lunge to the platform
Oooooh that's how she ended up backwards
Tomoko Hagiwara 萩原 智子 - Death by Quintuple Steps
Nagano doing the bounce as TBS shows you that they are cutting more people
Nagano: Dude.. why you no jump?
Shingo: Fine.. Jumping..
Nagano: Stop that.. you don't look cool
Shingo: man it's never good enough for you..
Takeda: That's why I don't care.. I look cool standing here picking my nose..
Yamada: I do too.. I do jogging instead..
Kouki Sakamoto 坂本 功貴
Box girl's ignorance is never ending..
北京オリンピック体操男子団体 銀メダリスト
Member of the Silver medal gymnastics team in the Beijing Olympics
Member of the Silver medal gymnastics team in the Beijing Olympics
He himself was not in the final rotation
but was part of the team. Here's proof he competed in the early rounds.
Here he is .. with a lot more hair..
Oh! Hung on to the end of the snail!
taking his time before the Spin bridge
Oh! Nice save..
testing the trampoline (Was David Campbell the only one before this to do this also?)
and success!
However.. he doesn't have the same technique
and is burning all kinds of time trying to get across
Finally out of the netting
Oh boy.. balks at the first wall.. which is lower..
okay finally gets the lower wall
uses pole
wow.. not even close..
That's even worse..
is he trying to go UNDER the wall?
Ooooooh that's embarrasing..
Still trying.. but nowhere near..
Kouki Sakamoto 坂本 功貴 - Death by Time up on the Double Warped Wall
