Sasuke spoilerific review ;) Warning.. incoming blog of Sasuke 27.. if you don’t want to know.. you have been warned :D (Just remember.. the USA Broadcast of this.. will be.. well.. March, 2012.. Yes.. you read that right.. another 5 months after taping this event back in July... Thanks to everyone for being so patient. Got sick with headaches again this year and am still recovering from an inner ear infection.. yum.. Anyway.. For a preview of this event.. Please see SASUKE 27 NAVI 1 hour review of Sasuke 27 with fluff pieces of all the major players in the upcoming Sasuke and even a couple of runs that were cut from the official broadcast!. Oh.. and as Ube says: If you are from the G4 Forums, DON'T POST THIS THERE. They expect everyone to stick their head in the sand and pretend it doesn't exist.. P.S. I will NOT be covering ANW3 on this blog especially since it aired a couple months ago and I prefer to blog about everyone at once.. not in isolation! Thanks!
UBE'S Sorta-LIVE-BLOG FOR SASUKE 27 IS HERE!
(Massive thanks to Ube for his help on the names in English and Japanese of all the competitors!!)
Okie dokie that's 1 clear out of.. well.. 1! Mwahahahah ehem... Sorry still happy about Kanno kicking butt and taking names
hmm.. futons? Yeah.. that's what it looks like..
LOL His shtick is lifting 12 futons that weight 90 kg (198 pounds) on one shoulder!!
and he removes his shirt to reveal a white wifebeater™
原恭平 Kyouhei Hara (Bedding Cleaning Service Worker)
Doing well over the Step Slider
Doing well over the Rolling Escargot
safe landing! oh.. btw.. he's #7? LOL I see TBS ignoring people.. yeah.. we skipped 5 people :P
aaand.. NOooooooo.. got eated by the Giant Swing
原恭平 Kyouhei Hara - Death by Giant swing
and Yamada showing emotion! and.. wtf is up with Okuyama's hair? Had I not known better I would have thought he dropped in the septic sludge! LOL
ooh.. a SASUKE Wipe
and the wipe has a neat sound effect! Nice job TBS! Please keep!
anyway seems the problem is that most people are not expecting the force of the momentum down when you do the swing
Anyway I thought this was cute and Rider saved me 30 screencaps.. LOL
Anyway as you see it's Nagano and Shingo comparing the technique they need to survive that same problem.. the downward momentum
Btw.. just saying.. is Makoto wearing girls sandals
and.. no number? LOL Ube says we are #24!!! I swear TBS is getting editing tips from G4..
赤田真朗 Masaaki Akata (graduate of Konan University)
Seems he has a fanclub with him! Yay
Ah! This is Osaka Prefecture.. Oooooooosaka.. sorry.. can't stop thinking of Azumanga Daioh
anyway.. seems he has a business? It has his last name up there.. Akata..
Yep he sells Baking Powder!
LOL!!!! Mental note when sending videos to a television station.. Don't use unregistered video rendering software! ahahahahhahah
Anyway.. it seems when he does push-ups he bounces up so he looks like Superman! So much so that they actually put SUPERMAN music
Yamada and Okuyama find this absolutely hysterical
"Superman"... especially Okuyama.. what else makes him laugh?
and at least he doesn't flop in the first obstacle LOL
K onwards to the Rolling Escargot
Whoah.. he corkscrewed off!
actually he looks like Superman here.. LOL
and there was much gnashing of teeth..
赤田真朗 Masaaki Akata - Death by Rolling Escargot
Ah! I see he's back after all.. wait.. we are back at 13 again.. Yep.. someone's drinking Sake while editing this broadcast..Katsuhide Torisawa
You might remember him from his various displays of power.. crushing an apple with his bare hand in Sasuke 19
Tearing up his shirt in Sasuke 24
Lifting weights in Sasuke 25
and of course crushing beer cans (each hand) in Sasuke 26
He's actually never gone far..
will he actually advance further?
Okay.. this year's shtick is opening a bottle of beer with his bare hands?
LOL he failed.. so he's trying with his mouth!!
That failed too.. LOL he cut his mouth.. his shtick failed this year!
I PASSED THE FIRST OBSTACLE!!!!! GO ME!
LOL He WAS doing well at the Rolling Escargot.. but he seems to have swandived onto the mat..
then slid into the water like a seal...
Wakky seems to have enjoyed it
ouch.. septic sludge into an open wound..
Ouch.. yeah.. that was incredibly stupid... as blood is pouring down his face
yeah.. that was planned.. he threw himself off the snail
then slid backwards like a seal going into the water
Cheering section for Hashimoto
Oh oh.. already problems..
Btw.. we are at #11 now..
doh and he dives for the rope but also drags his feet into the water
Oh one of the women collapsed..
okay there she is! LOL
Seems they are doing modeling on the side
Heh.. he's between Kawahara and.. is that Nakata?
anyway.. those who might remember him would from Sasuke 26 where he literally JUuuuuuuuuuuuuust ran out of time... pushing the button at 0.00 seconds
and he's ready for another shot!
doing well across the Step Slider
mounting the Rolling Escargot
safe on the other side!
Getting ready for the Giant Swing
and not a problem
LOL yeah his number is clearly visible TBS..
anyway just fine on the Jumping Spider
swinging on the Half-Pipe Attack
Landed.. on all fours.. but landed!
carefully trying not to Shingo into the water....
and safely across the log onto the wall
and on the first shot up the Warped Wall.. HOLY MOLEY LOOK AT THE TIME!!!!!!!
LOL Seems Nagano is looking at the time too!
Okay.. he's sizing up the Cannonballs.. er.. sorry.. Spin Bridge.. it's going to take time.. I love Viking so this is forever the Cannonball Run to me..
and safely across the Spin Bridge.. now.. put the spacing of Cannonball Run to see how badly people fall! LOL ehem.. back to his run..
LOL Still laughing at his time.. onwards to the Tarzan Rope
And Rope climb.. wall.. whatever.. LOL he's killing this stage
having a little trouble going up the wall..
still he's got herds of time so he slowly walks across the bridge
and THIS time when he hits the button he's through!!
We got our 2nd clear!
.. that's 2 right?
Oh yay it's Ishimaru!
and he's got a cheering section with a sign I can actually read!
safely across the Step Slider
and he's going to try the Rolling Escargot again. He failed that in 26
No! He's even further back than last time!
bah he tries to readjust in midair but is going backwards..
and off the snail!
菊地幸夫 Yukio Kikuchi (Lawyer/Talento) and no we don't know what his number is LOL
and.. did he make it across?
no he has to do it again...
and he saved it.. sorta..
and the crowd goes wild!
onwards to the Rolling Escargot
and.. his foot came off
and down he goes
菊地幸夫 Yukio Kikuchi - death by Rolling Escargot
.. there's a sofa on the Startline..
ハイキングウォーキングの鈴木Q太郎 QTaro Suzuki of Hiking Walking
Do I want to know wtf his shtick is?
I am going to drink this soda that I ripped off the labeling so we don't get sued..
.. in one gulp
.. and then burp.. yep.. that's my shtick
and.. already has issues with the Step Slider
Dives for the rope anyway
grabs it but drags his feet along the water
and slams onto the other side
but he knows he's already DQ'ed so he jumps into the water anyway
half of the comedians don't know if it's funny or not.. LOL
ハイキングウォーキングの鈴木Q太郎 QTaro Suzuki - Death by Step Slider
for anyone that wants to watch the whole event it is now up on torrents, just search for it
We know thank you... it's been discussed on part 1 already.
Never noticed Nagano's sandals but yeah, they are kind of femmie!! Giggle, giggle. Actually a lot of hotels offer that type of slippers to guests to wear indoors. They are usually brown, more neutral? Bet he swiped them from Hotel Zero.
But then we also had purple Mary Janes too...
Aahahahahahaha hotel swipe is just awesome :)
Oh you got your name back too!
btw working on part 3 atm.. almost done!
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