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Saturday, October 8, 2011

Sasuke 27 - Spoilerific Review - Part 5

SASUKE 27!!

(PART 1) (PART 2) (PART 3) (PART 4)

Sasuke spoilerific review ;) Warning.. incoming blog of Sasuke 27.. if you don’t want to know.. you have been warned :D (Just remember.. the USA Broadcast of this.. will be.. well.. March, 2012.. Yes.. you read that right.. another 5 months after taping this event back in July... Thanks to everyone for being so patient. Got sick with headaches again this year and am still recovering from an inner ear infection.. yum.. Anyway.. For a preview of this event.. Please see SASUKE 27 NAVI 1 hour review of Sasuke 27 with fluff pieces of all the major players in the upcoming Sasuke and even a couple of runs that were cut from the official broadcast!. Oh.. and as Ube says: If you are from the G4 Forums, DON'T POST THIS THERE. They expect everyone to stick their head in the sand and pretend it doesn't exist.. P.S. I will NOT be covering ANW3 on this blog especially since it aired a couple months ago and I prefer to blog about everyone at once.. not in isolation! Thanks!

UBE'S Sorta-LIVE-BLOG FOR SASUKE 27 IS HERE!

(Massive thanks to Ube for his help on the names in English and Japanese of all the competitors!!)

RYO!!!!!!!!!!

I see we are back in the 60's again.. LOL

Yay they aren't fast-forwarding his run! Better not after doing a huge fluff piece in Navi.. LOL

speaking of fluff piece!
Btw he's a painter (not an artist.. literally a house painter)

LMFAO.. they are so damn dramatic.. "Tatami" 畳 so it's basically "From a 4 tatami room (meaning the size of the room) to KANZENSEIHA 完全制覇" hmm spoiler?

Speaking of KANZENSEIHA 完全制覇

He did this scroll when he was a kid watching Sasuke

For those who have been following my blog for a few years.. you know who he is. Ryo's been in and out of Sasuke Trials for a long time. This was him (in white wearing #10) in one of the trials before I was even blogging (This preceded Sasuke 20)

This was actually my first trials blog back when Sasuke Maniac on TBS television still existed during the summer of 2008.

This cheesing face was from Sasuke 25's trials (after a long absence of trials.. thanks M9.. /sigh) where Ryo was so happy he got this as part of the trial.. he smoked everyone else and was back on Sasuke!

This was actually from his loss in Sasuke 21 iirc

so yes.. from this closet.. er.. 4 tatami room (which confirmed how small this is) to Sasuke

where he actually has life-size obstacles.. LOL

So glad to see him back :)

Ah yes.. you see Ryo Matachi (Cliffer #2) 又地諒 with his support group of (Cliffer #3) Yuuji and STQ'ers (Sasuke Trials Qualifiers) Kawaguchi and wow.. that's Ryoma (more on him later)

Mom Miki and .. I guess her boyfriend? He's not identified.. it's already just about scandalous that Ryo brought his Mom (long story.. read Navi). Personally I commend them :)

okay with all of this build-up he better not fall...

okay we know he trains in Okada's house on this pretty often

LOL also an upside-down dismount

Mom approved™

Giant Swing no problems

Getting ready for the Jumping Spider..

and clear!

actually a good line on the HPA

clear on the Half-Pipe Attack

Mom extremely happy

ugh.. I hate when they slow down like this...

aaaaaaand close but no cigar!

he comes to a grinding halt as is to completely reset and not panic..

and it worked!

lol he's hauling across to the Spin Bridge

and clear!

ahahahahahah and waaaaaaaay too much momentum...

LOL! He crashes head first into the platform holding the Tarzan Rope!

LOL and Mom approved? ROFL

LOL he seems to be fine.. onwards to the Tarzan Rope with okay time....

going up the wall pretty fast actually

aahahahahahahaha he's already celebrating before he even gets to the button!

LOL Takes a gander to make sure he's not going to lose it for his celebration..

Okay he's safe! FINALLY!

Ryo lets out a rebel yell as another Cliffer FINALLY makes it past the first stage!

LOL everyone (Ryoma, Kanno, Kawaguchi, Shinya, Okada and Yuuji (all STQ'ers btw) are laughing at his pre-win celebration yell

STQ'ers unite! HO!!

Mom losing her marbles.. I want that towel dammit..

Ryo Matachi (Cliffer #2) 又地諒 - FIRST STAGE CLEAR!!!!!!!

Dude I totally lost track where we are in terms of how many we have cleared..

meanwhile it seems Nagano is teaching Naito.. again.. how to do the Rolling Escargot

still mesmerized by the girly sandals...

and because #48 hasn't even gone yet.. we know went back in time.. again LOL

Nagano is probably thinking "dude.. you aren't even trying.. are my arms all the way up and extended? Uhm.. no.. wtf"

... I see a hang glider!

2nd member of the Dynamic Trio of Death!

Hang Glider Guy - Masami Harashima 原島雅美

who apparently according to TBS keeps sending funny videos of himself of being clumsy.. so.. TBS thinks he's moe 萌え?

whatever they think he is.. they sure like his clumsiness..

and his crazy videos

in terms of Sasuke though he rarely passes the first obstacle as demonstrated by his wipeout during Sasuke 24

and again.. demonstrating his clumsiness as he trips in Sasuke 15

and apparently loses sense of direction...

meanwhile back in the present he's finally out of the hang glider

whoah that's close but he makes it past the Step Slider!

and a HUGE grin on his face tells us he's happy!

okay.. sizing up the Rolling Escargot...

he looks like he's mounting it correctly..

oh but not strong enough to stay on it...

omg.. an iron grip is still keeping him on as he just about ragdolls on it!

and finally the obstacle spits him out

Ube says "Tako-tencho with a zannen!" which I believe means "regrettable" or "it's a pity"

Ha! We spot someone jumping the barricade! STOP HIM! LOL

Hang Glider Guy - Masami Harashima 原島雅美 - Death by Rolling Escargot

Wakky: So.. you said you developed a new technique...

Naito: Yeah.. you see.. Nagano said to do this, right?

Naito: maybe if I introduce my teeth I can stay on? I mean it's made of wood right?

Naito: Like this.. GRRRRRRRR CHOMP
Wakky: .. oooo kay.... good luck with that...
(LOL Meanwhile Nagano is still trying to teach people.. look at his arms!)

also meanwhile.. let's take the time to stare at Rie's ass...

No really.. why would TBS use such a shot as to include her so completely? Even moving the shot to the right to get it? C'mon..

You honestly think people are listening to Mr. Octopus' shirt story right now? C'mon we are talking about the ass of Rie Komiya 小宮理英 here... Yes.. thank you.. I thought so..

anyway back to fluff piece.
The Leader of the Dynamic Trio of Death!!!
Mr. Octopus (Tako Tencho (btw Tako is Japanese for "Octopus" and Tencho 店長 means "Store manager")) - Minoru Kuramochi 倉持稔

he's come to Sasuke before with a myriad of octopus props.. most of them real..

including a live one that tried to suck his face off...

In Sasuke 26 he shocked everyone by actually surviving the Hazard Swing!

Ultimately getting pwned by the Rolling Escargot just a couple of feet to the end

Will he do as well this time?

Mr. Octopus "Tako Tencho" - Minoru Kuramochi 倉持稔

Seems he decided on a cardboard cut out instead of a live one this year!

very calmly steps around the cut out to start his run

and.. immediately stuck in the middle of the Step Slider

concentrates on getting on one of the steps to jump off

No! He slips and falls into the water instead

Mr. Octopus "Tako Tencho" - Minoru Kuramochi 倉持稔 - Death by Step Slider

Meanwhile.. we are still watching Naito mentally preparing for the Rolling Escargot

teheheheh Looks like he's dancing as TBS pulls up a chart of the upcoming people to look for

ah yes. Most of you don't know who this is but those who follow his Youtube know that he has something that attracts everyone to his home

As was chronicled extensively in Navi this year.. this is Yuuichi Okada 岡田祐一, who maintains 星空パーク in Saitama, where UNCLI and co. go to train

He has a tiny back yard but that hasn't stopped him from building 13 Sasuke obstacles

This is his wife Kaori who apparently drives her vehicle..

To wind up the Rolling Escargot! LOL

Seems she gave him an ultimatum.. Do well in Sasuke or she's dismantling the backyard obstacles

Will Okada's beloved backyard.. (I'm told cost over 1,000,000¥ to build.. (that's about $13k in US...) over 5 years) have to dismantle his pride and joy???

Here is the obstacle that has to be wound up by the car looks like on the course

Yuuichi Okada 岡田祐一

Oh.. she looks annoyed or concerned? Hard to tell

Safely across the Step Slider

LOL TBS reminding everyone that he has this at home and it would be disgraceful if he failed it.. LOL

and just fine as he jumps off at the end

oh she's so cute! Don't which is her name though.. I'm told his daughters are Sora and Noa

aww the baby is asleep but they seem pleased he's doing so well

No problems on the Giant Swing

hmm 68.. getting distracted again.. anyway.. another TBS reminder.. he has this at home so he better not suck

And a stick on the Jumping Spider

Not a problem on the Spider Walk part of the Jumping Spider

Too high on the landing of the Half Pipe Attack

so he has to go back and try again

and he makes it just fine

carefully across the log connecting the HPA to the Warped Wall

and yet another TBS graphic.. don't suck you have this at home

and he misses on the Warped Wall attempt...

and a sigh...

.. oh.. she looks pissed... that's an angry face..

and.. he slowly tries again..

and misses again...

even his daughter is pulling a wtf face.. she sees him practice this all the time!

Oh Moody alert! I see Moody on the left of the screen

oh boy.. this is going to be an interesting conversation at home...

Nope.. he can't do it..

Yuuichi Okada 岡田祐一 - Death by Time up on the Warped Wall...

and possibly these two when they all get home.. LOL

Oh boy.. not sure who's more pissed.. Mom or daughter.. LOL Though seriously Kaori looks like she's crying

Oh.. my wife is going to kill me....
Actual translation though was cool. He said he'd take down his Park as he promised.

Then they asked her whether she's going to make him.

She was wiping her tears and says "I'll think about it."

meanwhile it's now time to see if Naito learned from his day long training!

内藤大助 Daisuke Naito (Former WBC Flyweight Champion)

TBS reminding us that he spent the day with Nagano trying to learn how to stay on the Rolling Escargot

and mentally prepared for it too!

will that training taking him to the red button?

内藤大助 Daisuke Naito (Former WBC Flyweight Champion)

But first, as Nagano yells encouragement, these commercials...

and we're.. uhm.. back..

LOL Not only did we go back in time to #50.. we didn't last long either!

and they are surprised.. all that training and they really needed to teach him how to survive the steps!

Shingo's grin again.. wtf is he saying THIS time?

Uhm.. yeah..

a sheepish 内藤大助 Daisuke Naito - Death by Step Slider

oh.. there's much giggling going on..

LOL Yamada looks lost..

see? See? I told you!

Oh Nagano is having way too much fun..

Shingo getting the joke as we see the Sasuke Wipe I love :)

Yeah.. he was just as surprised to be there...

Good sense of humor about it though

PREPARE TO.. oh crap I KNEW they would fast forward him.. /sigh For those pissed off that they Fast forwarded the Americans.. Kouji gets fast-forwarded in the first stage almost all the time!!

finalist from Sasuke 24 Kouji Hashimoto 橋本亘司 safely across the Spin Bridge

wait.. he was 20?!!?!?!?!?!?

Kouji Hashimoto 橋本亘司 - FIRST STAGE CLEAR!!

another familiar face is Naoya Tajima 田島直弥 (Stage 3 competitor from Sasuke 24)

Naoya Tajima 田島直弥 - FIRST STAGE CLEAR
wait.. wtf.. 29?????

and another one from Muscle Musical マッスルミュージカル

脊戸田英次 Hidetsugu Setoda - FIRST STAGE CLEAR

and another person who most likely would have wiped out completely if the Spin Bridge was actually spaced like the Cannonball Run from Viking...

ouch..

上遠野裕也 Yuuya Kadono (Mobile Phone Salesman) - FIRST STAGE CLEAR

Oh! I know him!!! Haven't seen him in a while..

森本裕介 Yuusuke Morimoto - FIRST STAGE CLEAR!

横山直樹 Naoki Yokoyama - FIRST STAGE CLEAR

wow we got a 85 in there now LOL

90??? RYOMA GOT 90???? I think he got first seed after Trials for Sasuke 27. For most of you who don't remember.. this is Ryoma.. better known as the kid that broke NDA back in Sasuke 23 and got cut by TBS for doing so.. LOL but he's a Triple Ranger now so I guess all is good :)

加藤僚馬 Ryouma Katou (Gym Instructor)

TBS showing mercy and actually saying how many have cleared so far.. LOL 80 competitors and 16 clears! I'm set to win my minibet of 30.. LOL

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