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Sasuke spoilerific review ;) Warning.. incoming blog of Sasuke 27.. if you don’t want to know.. you have been warned :D (Just remember.. the USA Broadcast of this.. will be.. well.. March, 2012.. Yes.. you read that right.. another 5 months after taping this event back in July... Thanks to everyone for being so patient. Got sick with headaches again this year and am still recovering from an inner ear infection.. yum.. Anyway.. For a preview of this event.. Please see SASUKE 27 NAVI 1 hour review of Sasuke 27 with fluff pieces of all the major players in the upcoming Sasuke and even a couple of runs that were cut from the official broadcast!. Oh.. and as Ube says: If you are from the G4 Forums, DON'T POST THIS THERE. They expect everyone to stick their head in the sand and pretend it doesn't exist.. P.S. I will NOT be covering ANW3 on this blog especially since it aired a couple months ago and I prefer to blog about everyone at once.. not in isolation! Thanks!
UBE'S Sorta-LIVE-BLOG FOR SASUKE 27 IS HERE!
(Massive thanks to Ube for his help on the names in English and Japanese of all the competitors!!)
I think we are still at 16 clears.. not sure.. I lost track.. LOL Anyway it's Wakky's turn!
TBS torturing us again by showing a show that they seemed to have canceled.. /sigh 2007 was the last of the Genoijin Sportsman #1 tournaments
That last celeb tournament marked the win of Wakky
after that he debuted in Sasuke with a huge number of 97
but unfortunately just has not fulfilled his potential
losing in the first stage in every tournament he has been in (this from Sasuke 22)
again in 23
where he remarked how frustrating this is to not pass the first stage
so he hired a personal trainer
so he can be in better shape
so he can finally pass the first stage
lol.. then win :p
ever pumped and ready to go...
ワッキー (of the Comedy duo Penalty)
clear on the Step Slider
onwards to the Rolling Escargot...
and he clears!
clear on the Giant Swing as well!
.. is his shoulder hurt? He's been doing that throughout the run...
a small prayer before he gets on the Jumping Spider
and he sticks it!
actually doing well! oh oh.. hope I didn't jinx him..
takes a moment to regroup before the Half Pipe Attack..
LOL he backs up to make sure he has enough speed..
carefully across the log..
fixes wedgie? LOL
WOW First shot!!!
and he's jumping around reaaaaaally happy
I see Shingo in the back too cheering
Teheheheheh and he runs to the next obstacle
small break before he runs across the Spin Bridge..
But first.. this commercial.. /facepalm
Oh and he made it! Down at the end but cleared the Spin Bridge!
Stunned look on his face as he realizes he has a chance!!!!
Everyone is yelling at him to hurry up!
a little low..
Klaxon blaring but he can SEE THE RED BUTTON!!
already starts crying as he realizes he is going to clear!
HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
and he collapses and starts to scream "YAAAAAATTTTTAAAAAAAAAA".. over and over
ワッキー - FIRST STAGE CLEAR!!!
poor guy is still screaming
well one of the Sportsman Celeb champs is through at least
he's still in disbelief
I am happy for him though. Sportsman celebs always came here and most foreigners couldn't fathom why they had such high numbers. It's nice when they finally succeed.
lol he can barely breathe...
PREPARE TO FAST FORWARD..
長谷川恒平 Kouhei Hasegawa (Amateur Wrestler) - Death by Giant Swing
里見恒平 Kouhei Satomi
Hmm was he a DQ for resting on the supports?
or timed out on the wall? hard to tell..
城下麗奈 Rena Joushita (Hurdler)
going really slow on the Rolling Escargot and her foot came off..
城下麗奈 Rena Joushita - Death by Rolling Escargot
榎戸崇人 Hayato Enokida (Pro bodyboarder) - Death by Giant Swing
尾野貴之 Takayuki Ono (Ice Hockey Player) - Death by Giant Swing
Shingo's bewildered face is just priceless...
Yamada lookin' for Nagano love but isn't getting any
well they show him passing the Spin Bridge..
ah another FF clear!
TAKE THAT YUKIO YOU BASTARD!!!
Oh I see technicolor Mohawk!
FIRST STAGE CLEAR!
wow and another shocking Fast Forward..
Wow Lilia (in purple) is getting big!
Takaya making it known his Dad rocks
meanwhile one finalist looking on to another finalist
coming soon (as they rewind time again. as you see Okuyama's wife Sachiko magically appear with her husband behind Yuuji.. LOL)
Stock footage of David Breathing...
and Nagano doing something goofy.. as we see Takeda come to grips that he is being televised.. LOL
seems Nagano is getting nervous.. again.. He just sighs
Up next is Lee!
waving to his adoring fans :)
Professional Rock climber
Lee during Sasuke 21
TBS charting that he has had a very consistent record only marking once him being eliminated in the First Stage
Taiwan's sole representative.. and has been for years.. Lee En Chi
He wrote a book!
where he teaches techniques on how to be healthy and little bits of Sasuke
ugh.. he just.. no.. /facepalm
LOL He's just as surprised...
Crowd is just as stunned
LOL Yamada not even paying attention while the rest of the All-Stars watch the run
then realize what happened...
lol Shingo's farmer's tan is quite severe this time.. LOL
always frustrating watching someone this good do a goofy mistake like that
LOL Yuuji in a little corner by himself is starting to figure out what happened
meanwhile Yamada is busy meeting a fan to even notice something went wrong..
LOL it was David Campbell that Yamada was shaking hands with! LOL
Yamada: LOL.. wut?
Poor guys are still going through agony as Yamada is trying to figure wtf just happened
Btw Nagano wearing a new wifebeater™ representing a fanclub that doesn't even exist yet.. one that apparently will be happy to take your money for nothing in exchange..
we are just as dumbfounded Lee..
This is actually just like Akiyama's miss in Sasuke 9
Btw this is the Sasuke Wipe :) Minus sound effect though..
anyway he was doing just fine
But stretched out a weeeeee bit too much
scraping both feet across the water
and unlike a certain idiot from AOTS.. Lee knew instantly he was DQ'ed..
He's just stunned he did it...
Lee En Chi
リー・エンチ - Disqualified at the Step Slider
now after all that jumping around with numbers.. we are at 97 up and 24 clears! Boy.. I did lose track.. LOL Still.. it won't pass the original Stage 1 clear record
Up next we get the full run of David because TBS loves you! The new American Ace!
as was shown in Navi, he's an artist
and has a badass backyard with basically all of Sasuke in it!
No problems on the Step Slider
mounting the snail..
not a problem on the Rolling Escargot
kicking ass on the Giant Swing
Just like Shingo not slowing down on the Jumping Spider
Sticking and motoring on the Jumping Spider
LOL Nagano is immensely impressed
still moving as he doesn't take a break at all heading into the HPA
Half Pipe Attack clear!
humming along.. tehehhehe
up on the wall first shot
Nagano thinks that's totally cool ("Sugoi")
He thinks this is totally kick ass too :)
and gets up to take a better look
but first.. these commercials...
no break going into the Cannonball.. er.. Spin Bridge
Jumps over the last cannonball
and with a ridiculous time left.. he takes the Tarzan Rope
of course TBS rewinds life and makes Nagano say Sugoi again LOL
Wows crowd as he catches the top end of the rope wall
Holy crap.. that has to be the new First Stage Speed Record...
I'm sure he's happy too to beat his nephew's time.. ahahahahah
Yuuji just stunned.. LOL like he needs anymore pressure..
Takeda going.. wtf.. I should have run.. LOL
DID YOU SEE THAT? 44??
See? This is why they like David better. More impressive than that stupid jumping around is to make Sasuke's first stage bend over and beg for mercy.. it's called.. Domination!!
TBS Chick: Congratulations! you passed!
David: Thank you!
TBS Chick: It was really really fast!
It was kind of surreal. I was a little bit nervous going through it, but.. ah.. everything felt pretty natural
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