(PART ONE) (PART TWO)
Sasuke spoilerific review ;) Warning.. incoming blog of Sasuke 22.. if you don’t want to know.. you have been warned :D For a preview of this event.. Please see SASUKE NAVI Spring 2009 (1 hour review of Sasuke 22 with fluff pieces of all the major players in the upcoming Sasuke!) Oh.. and as Ube says: If you are from the G4 Forums, DON'T POST THIS THERE.
UBE'S BLOG FOR SASUKE 22 IS HERE!
Shingo is still praying from when we last saw him...
Cue up the Shingo pwnage video.. Outside of Nagano he's the only one from the group to have been to the Final stage twice. First time in Sasuke 3 on March 13, 1999 he just ran out of time and they dropped him from the rope
The last time he was at the final during Sasuke 7 on March 17, 2001 he dislocated his shoulder going up the spider climb part of the stage.
Well.. during Sasuke 20
on March 26, 2008... he uhm.. decided he needed a drink right after the Half Pipe Attack.. desperately..
AAAAAAnd the last time.. he was soooooooooooooooooo flying through so fast during Sasuke 21
on September 17, 2008 that he got hung up on the Flying Chute.. devastating everyone!
Nooooow back to reality.. and without further ado.. and before TBS decides they need to stick more competitors between him and the Audrey guy.. /sigh...
Wow he's pumping the crowd.. can he do it folks? He's been here for EVERY tournament..
Shingo Yamamoto 山本進悟- Gas station .. er.. regional or district manager by now.. from Tokyo, Japan (P.S. For those who care.. Shingo's theme music is "The Chickens are Revolting
" (the second part around 1:30) from the movie Chicken Run
- and no.. I'm not kidding..)
YES! He makes it on the Jumping Spider (he got pwned here in Sasuke 19)
Aaand.. YES!!!!!! He beats the Half Pipe Attack!
Smart! Landing safely on all fours so he is stable!
Less of a run around since they moved the plank over.. I'm so excited!
He's building up a head of steam
......and.. wait.. did he trip over his own two big feet?
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!
I AM TOTALLY NOT SEEING THIS!!!!!!!
This.. this.. this is not happening!
NOT THE LEG.. NOT THE LEG!!
WTF SHINGO YOU MORON!!!!!
TBS suddenly got the munchies.. go buy some...
TBS is back.. Nagano is running and screaming "Go Shingo Go!"
Funny .. they show Nagano and they want to sell cars..
TBS totally faked us out! Now.. it's.. like buttah..
.. when we last saw Shingo.. 2 commercial breaks ago..
/sigh.. I'm banging my head against the wall.. YOUR HAT IS STILL ON YOU BASTARD!
For those who actually read the blog you know my husband's theory on the hat..
He's dang near full proof with that theory.. someone's gonna have to abduct the hat.. or unglue it from his cranium...
Meanwhile Nagano is still running yelling encouragement to Shingo
He sees him fall into the water..
.. Don't.. read.. lips.. glad he was turned around.. (actually I'm told he was screaming "YOU WERE RUSHING!!!")
After that.. sounds like a crapload of mumbling obsceneties.. LOL
.. dude is pissed..
yep.. he's pissed..
Yep Nagano.. we had high hopes after seeing that the Flying Chute was gone..
Yamada is not entirely sure what to do with himself. He seems upset.. wait.. more in shock.. He didn't laugh.. he didn't cry.. he didn't scream.. he kinda looked around in .. wtf was that style. .and then stared in complete disbelief...
Meanwhile in the septic sludge.. Shingo has the attack of the giggles..
He cannot BELIEVE his luck this time around..
He's so embarrassed all he can do is laugh..
.. anyway.. Shingo Yamamoto.. Death by.. stupidity.. sorry.. Half Pipe Attack..
.. if he can get out of the water...
I mean I would be afraid of getting out of the water if I heard Makoto cursing..
.. Shingo faces his buddies who are now.. well.. stunned..
Dunno what he is saying but they are all just staring at him like.. dude.. you totally blew it..
Shingo: Well I was going like "hee-aww"
Shingo: And my feet decided to go "hee-aww"...
Makoto: Stfu Shingo.. you totally blew it..
Shingo.. yeah... yeah...
Meanwhile back to our regularly scheduled program... already in progress..
Masami Harashima 原島雅美 - The Hanglider Man!
Uhm.. He should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.. death by .. Sexptuple steps..
Yasuo Aoki 青木保夫 - The creepy sculptor guy.. someone please PLEASE feed this poor man.. he's 84 pounds folks.. 84 friggin' pounds..
I want a sculture though.. they are uber cute with the animals.. Here is an obstacle he will never see.. the Log Grip..
Okay did he get further this time? LOL Same result.. Death by Sextuple steps
.. and he lost his helmet again..
Oh geez.. I see Mr. Octopus brought a live one today..
ROFL!!!!!!! It's alive.. literally! The Octopus is fighting back!
It's sucking on his face!!!!!!!!
ROFL!!!! He can't get it off!
Omg.. he can't get the octopus from sucking his face..
It's moved on to his neck..
Minoru Kuramochi 倉持稔 - Mr. Octopus.. yeah no kidding!
Doh.. he took a header INTO the last step.. Death by Sextuple Steps
Kuramochi-san reenacting his face sucking adventure.. LOL
He's having fun :)
Picture of the entries for Trials this year.. (more than 2000)
This is when this guy won the first part of the race
Gaaaaaaaaah Asa Kazuma 朝一眞 and his pants and war paint being eliminated.. he was in Sasuke 21
Sato Hiroki - the first of the STQ'ers.. here's his qualifying certificate
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.. he just slipped off the Jumping Spider!
And there was much gnashing of teeth from the STQ'ers.. (Shout out to David.. I see you with your headphones on.. LOLPART 4 HERE
Thanks for the Shingo in slo-mo. Still sucks though.
When Shingo fell off the ramp, I was like *face palm* and bang my head on the desk. I'm getting frustrated with Shingo and his carelessness. It sucks because I sincerely like him and would like to see him in Final Stage again.
Shingo.. was.. painful to watch.. though he still cracks me up with the girlish giggle/laugh he does.. Nagano losing his marbles though was worth the price of admission though.. and no.. I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end..
Man,Shingo really has bad luck I hope he clears stage 1 next tournament.
Shingo has totally gone Boris Becker. He keeps getting younger looking and his feet keep getting bigger. Sheesh.
Love Mr. Octopus. He's a riot!
LOL I loved Boris Becker (though Shingo is much cuter :p)
Speaking of Shingo's hat, I just want to let you know that I fell on the Log Grip at ANW3 and my hat stayed the whole time :)
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