Sasuke spoilerific review ;) Warning.. incoming blog of Sasuke 22.. if you don’t want to know.. you have been warned :D For a preview of this event.. Please see SASUKE NAVI Spring 2009 (1 hour review of Sasuke 22 with fluff pieces of all the major players in the upcoming Sasuke!) Oh.. and as Ube says: If you are from the G4 Forums, DON'T POST THIS THERE.
I had a sudden urge to swim in the middle of the course..
Next up is Taiwan's Lee Yen Chi リー・エンチ
He's a rock climber and a pretty darn good one to boot!
Sasuke 17 he made his debut where he cleared the first stage!
He cleared it again in Sasuke 21!
Phew dismounting the Circle hammer I thought for sure he was going int the water
His turn at the Slider Jump
He's going up the Jump Hang (well I call it that since you used to have to use a trampoline to get to this net thing..)
Getting stuck going down
Still getting a little hung up.. I'm staring at the time...
Luckily he's a fast climber so I'm not too worried right now.. though he is cutting it a weeeee close...
Oh hurry hurry hurry!
Phew.. he made it!
79 down and 3rd clear!
LOL Daisuke has like.. no.. reaction.. is he in shock?
Yamada is totally not paying attention to him either.. LOL - looks like he's just concentrating on getting himself ready
Lee Yen Chi リー・エンチ is our 3rd clear!
Yet again.. no idea what he's saying but he looks relieved
Yamada looking pudgy...
wait.. he noticed the camera.. now he smiles..
THIS is the most used TBS Sasuke footage on the planet.. even more so than Nagano winning.. Mr. Sasuke Crying.. from Sasuke 10.. dude.. this footage is friggin 7 years old..
Sasuke 20 the Jumping Spider pwned him
Sasuke 21 he ran out of time on the Warped Wall
Apparently some kid wrote to him (part of a Make a wish foundation)
Quoting Ube from the Sasuke Navi blog that dealt with this letter because it's just too funny to miss - "His (dying?) message is to see Yamada make the 2nd Stage. Well, that's just going to make me feel like a d*ck. Note that the he doesn't want Yamada to make the Final Stage. Just the 2nd Stage. He may be dying but he's not stupid."
Mr. Sasuke.. totally representin'
You know TBS mocks you when they put up a CHART to show your recent and not-so-recent suckitude.. he hasn't cleared Stage 1 since Sasuke 12.. that was (doing math.. October 1, 2003.. almost 6 years ago)
Soo.. hmm.. Ube and I should be safe hiding behind the red button after all the Yamada trashtalk :p
Up next - Katsumi Yamada 山田勝己 - Mr. Sasuke
TBS suddenly felt the need to clean their teeth...
Okay we are back with Katsumi Yamada 山田勝己 (For anyone who cares.. his theme song is called 幻夜 (Genya) is from the 六三四 MUSASHI album Far East Groove)
Okay.. test number 1.. can he beat the Jumping Spider like he did in Sasuke 21
He goes up..
.. Doh I thought he stuck the landing.. his FOOT is slipping off...
/sigh.. not to be.. again..
(remembers I have a bet going to see if he cries.. I'm saying he doesn't..)
Overhead shot of him sticking the landing
Nagano and fellow Allstars following Katsumi along the course..
Did you see how slow.. they are walking..
Nagano just saw his foot slip..
Shingo's late to the party..
.. LMFAO Shingo's still looking for Yamada..
Takeda is saying something but they don't seem terribly agitated..
LMFAO Shingo.. get a clue.. HE'S IN THE WATER
Shingo: yeah.. he's in the water.. (no sh$% Sherlock)
Yamada can't believe his luck
Yep.. my boob is still there.. oh look it's floating..
Yamada: Damn I'm so annoyed..
I'm still recovering from the laughter from hearing Ube: YES! I mean NOOOOOOOOOOO! YAMADA HAS KILLED A CHILD! (yes Ube he is fair game.. the kid is in recovery!)
Geez .. how many times are they going to show Yamada falling off the Jumping Spider?
Yep I won the bet.. he's not crying.. just .. terribly annoyed..
Yamada: This is really starting to piss me off...
Yamada: I mean... I spent 365 days a year training in my front lawn.. I should have this by now..
PART 6 HERE