SASUKE 22!! PART FOUR
(PART ONE) (PART TWO) (PART THREE)
Sasuke spoilerific review ;) Warning.. incoming blog of Sasuke 22.. if you don’t want to know.. you have been warned :D For a preview of this event.. Please see SASUKE NAVI Spring 2009 (1 hour review of Sasuke 22 with fluff pieces of all the major players in the upcoming Sasuke!) Oh.. and as Ube says: If you are from the G4 Forums, DON'T POST THIS THERE.
Next is a gymnast graduate from the same university that Shunsuke Nagasaki is enrolled in.. in Sasuke Navi I didn't know what his name was (I have since edited back in). This is Hitoshi Kanno 菅野仁志
Apparently he trains a lot for Sasuke and we have since found out that he was in Sasuke 20 (but TBS cut him from the broadcast)
Hmm.. another guy I can bounce quarters off his abs.. passing popcorn girls..
Hitoshi Kanno 菅野仁志 and his goatee of death! - er.. next STQ'er
Squeeeeeeeeeak .. makes it past the Jumping Spider!
Yes! Another clear on the Slider Jump! Oh.. and check out the time!
STQ'ers are having kittens! (while Yamada the bastard is immovable on the faaaaaar left of the screen)
Okay he goes under the Jump Hang being careful about his feet.. can't touch the water Kevin.. ehem.. everyone..
Out of the Slider Jump and still have some time! He's hauling now!
Gah does he have enough strength to go up the rope wall with this time left??
Hurry hurry hurry!!!
YES!! FIRST CLEAR!!!! Hitoshi Kanno 菅野仁志
For those of you at home.. the victory music you hear is called 柳生外伝 Yagyu-Gaiden by the group MUSASHI 六三四 (From their album called Yamato)
Standing Ovation from the crowd!
Cliffers are having kittens! Having a cow.. loosing their marbles! Going out of their minds! (For those of you at home.. These are the Unlimited Cliffers - Matachi Ryo 又地諒 (#2 Cliffer) He was in Sasuke 21) with the sweater, to the right in the picture I *think* is Matsuda (#1 Cliffer) Keita Tomino 富野恵太 (#4 Cliffer) The guy with possibly evilist backyard on the planet and Keitaro Yamamoto (dude with the glasses and #5 Cliffer) from last year's trials (and he did make it to Sasuke back in 19 or 20.. don't remember right now)
Cliffers are beside themselves that a STQ'er made it!
Tomohiro Kawaguchi 川口朋広 having kittens too!
In fact the rest of the STQ'ers are having kittens. Kawahara (#41) , #3 Cliffer Yuuji Urushihara 漆原裕治 can't believe what he's seeing. Hashimoto Koji 橋本亘司 is in between with his arms up in the air celebrating while Kawaguchi is staring at Urushihara going "wtf this is awesome!"
Katsumi Yamada.. could care less.. /sigh (LMAO at Ube calling him "salty".. ) + Koji STILL representin'
Poor Kanno is wasted! But after 49 (supposedly.. numbers are all over the map today..) the first clear!
Hitoshi Kanno is so happy to clear stage 1
They are putting clips from his entry video
.. wait he.. ooooh he's trying out the trampoline first.. gaaah.. hope he's not wasting his time...
He's stopping to calm himself down.. but the time is ticking..
Okay.. he's up and...
.. OVER the Jumping Spider.. phew.. that did work after all. (that trampoline comment on the boards gave me the willies..)
Clear on the Half Pipe Attack!
One handed Warp Wall!
Getting ready to take on the Slider Jump!
.. did he grab it??
HOLY SH... he's.. wait.. did he fall? Hard to see from this angle.. but there's a bunch of "oooooooooooooh coming from the crowd"..
HOLY CRAP BATMAN.. he totally got himself tangled.. but.. he didn't fall in the water! I swear his heart is going a mile a second right now...
He finally got himself untangled but that killed his time! RUuuuuuuuuun!
Gah virtually impossible.. almost no time left! Oh this sucks!
Yep there is goes.. oh that blows.. soooooo close... Death by Time up on Rope Climb!
Gah.. this has to be the hardest part of the course.. getting to the top past that stupid red button when you know you ran out of time.. Sorry David!
I expect Fanmail... and not because of Levi.. I'm still a little irked at his halfhearted cheer.. OMDB™ I'm putting a pic of Olivia for you! At least SHE looked genuine.. :p
I do agree with Olivia though.. that was a great job David! Just sucks you got tangled!
Replay from a different angle so I get to see wtf happened!
Doh... he didn't grab it right..
Ridiculous recovery though! I'm calling him a cat from now on...
there goes the leg...
OUCH.. okay that looked painful.. wtf were you thinking right about now David? LOL
David the Pretzel™ hovering sooooooo close to the water...
Geez.. heroic you even got out of that tangled mess.. I'd still be stuck in there right now.. LOL
Looks like TBS was ragging on the wait to the Jumping Spider
And attributing that as the factor that caused him to Time up.. can't argue with that though..
Bad David.. Bad.. Of course Cardio is the biggest thing on stage 1 :D
Time to sell a movie! Ehem.. Actor Akiyoshi Nakao 中尾明慶 from drama Rookies and apparently there is now movie.. see it in May!
So NATURALLY .. you want to beat the jumping spider and you automatically think of Mr. Sasuke? Wtf.. I must have missed the memo.. and he stopped seeing the show...
More clips of his "training" with Katsumi Yamada from Sasuke Navi - I wonder what his neighbors think of his lawn... (wait.. I think I see them lined up to watch along the back... LOL)
Akiyoshi Nakao 中尾明慶 from drama Rookies (btw.. Ube is right.. he's #88??? Yeehaw someone from G4 is editing this show just to piss us off even more..)
Swwwwing and almost a miss.. but he did get past the Circle Hammer even if he twirled over it for a little bit..
All that training.. c'mon.. you can do it.. even if Yamada touched you...
.. wtf?
mmm.. bread so thick and so soft.. you can make a sandwich with ONE slice.. count them. ONE slice.. that's making me hungry..
Everyone was talking about this commercial all night.. LOL
AAAAAnd we are back..
er.. nope.. was there any doubt? Mr. Sasuke DID help him to do the spider EXACTLY the way he does.. great job Mr. Sasuke.. /sigh.. Death by Jumping Spider!
LOL Wakky ワッキー is finding this funny.. he's next!
At least he has a sense of humor :)
See Akiyoshi.. Mr. Sasuke's back yard is 10 years old.. go to Bunpei's house next time.. he's updated his backyard!
He's soo frustrated!
STQ'er Hiroki Nomura - Death by Jumping Spider!
STQ'er Kawahara - Death by Slider Jump (Gaaaaah he touched the water!)
Hashimoto Koji 橋本亘司 - Death by Slider Jump
ALSO touched the water.. gaaaaaah.. I'm frustrated too!
STQ'er Tomohiro Kawaguchi 川口朋広 up next! He's at the Slider Jump too!
But he's in a Fast forward clip.. nooooooo
Gah this is painful.. he's completely upside down!
Tomohiro Kawaguchi 川口朋広 - Death by Slider Jump
STQ'ers are in pain!
Wtf with Kawaguchi's wife.. she's a friggin' Chameleon! Every single time they show her she looks completely different!
Yuuji Urushihara 漆原裕治 - (also #3 Cliffer) Shoe salesman who qualified for Sasuke 21 via BUG-IN-MIKI win against the All-Stars - his run was digested in the main broadcast but was shown in full in Sasuke Maniac before it went off the air in September, 2008
He's been doing trials for a while now.. here is when he got pwned on one of them..
Yuuji Urushihara 漆原裕治 meditating before his run.. can he get past first stage now that the Flying Chute is gone? (P.S. Ube and I are jumping up and down.. we have high hopes for him..)
Ha! Yuuji has a white UNCLI shirt! Showing off his #.. wait.. he's 3 Cliffer .. why does he have #1??
Though I agree with Ube.. he does seem to be the de facto leader of the group of 5 guys the more I see him in this tournament
Easily past the Jumping Spider!
.. alright.. c'mon.. get past this stupid thing..
YES!!!!! Screw it he's going up and around.. he saw his friends get pwned underneath the Jump Hang
LOL he's casually walking along the ropes
Wow he's got herds of time.. are his arms strong enough?
AWESOME!!!!!!!! LOL Ube.. he's right.. All-stars: 0 STQ'ers: 2 - cue up 柳生外伝 Yagyu-Gaiden 
Yuuji is beside himself! I'm jumping up and down.. while I laugh at everyone going "who is this guy?" LOL I swear no one reads my blogs :p
77 .. wait.. 77? I thought we were in the 80's.. oh .. nvm.. 77 down and 2 clears
STQ'ers having a farking party right now.. that's 2 count them TWO of them made it through!
I love watching people band together and freak out when cheering for others.. it's just all fuzzy :D
Yuuji Urushihara 漆原裕治 soaking up the admiration
.. I'm happy he made it .. but wtf is up with his voice? It's pitched higher than mine.. and I'm female.. moving on..
4 comments:
Nice nips. :-)
Something about David reminds me of the male vampire thingie in Will Smith's 'I Am Legend". Scary looking.
Twiggy (Akiyoshi Nakao)
"Everyone was talking about this commercial all night.. LOL" wft?
Japanese Rocky! Awesome!
LOL You saw the commercial :) That was.. weird.. I mean not as weird as others but it seemed to captivate the kids on the proboards :p
LOL David.. the vampire? ROFL
Dammit you beat me to it making a post about Yuuji's voice lolxD
I've heard his voice before (Bug in Miki) but it certainly wasn't as high as it was during Sasuke 22.. I guess he was more excited? LOL
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