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Sasuke spoilerific review ;) Warning.. incoming blog of Sasuke 25.. if you don’t want to know.. you have been warned :D For a preview of this event.. Please see SASUKE 25 NAVI 1 hour review of Sasuke 25 with fluff pieces of all the major players in the upcoming Sasuke!). Oh.. and as Ube says: If you are from the G4 Forums, DON'T POST THIS THERE. They expect everyone to stick their head in the sand and pretend it doesn't exist..
UBE'S Sorta-LIVE-BLOG FOR SASUKE 25 IS HERE!
Massive thanks to Ube for his help on the names in English and Japanese of all the competitors!! Thanks to scnoi and Sasukepedia
and the SASUKE データサイト
(Data site) for the kanji.
Oooooooooh boy I've totally been there.. (meaning the derailing of an obstacle most people thought was not even failable.. (Cough.. Sasuke 20.. Stick slider)
Now I'm sure he's hoping he doesn't repeat the same performance!
Another returning Finalist from Sasuke 24
The Okuyama family noting that the family that eats together.. stays together.
Wife Sachiko btw
daughter Lilia and son Takaya
Okuyama praying this becomes stock footage as the kids get older and he gets older... that won't be happening anymore.. unless they want to show what a human pancake looks like..
Okuyama also abuses the equipment at his job..
Lilia is just cute as a button isn't she? I see the Takahashi clan all bouncing around back there
The oldest competitor here and still kicking butt! Go old guy!!! LOL
TBS Suckitude Chart™ - sucking is winning!
I'm sure he's reaaaally careful down this thing..
Here's the dismount..
And right on his keister.
and now mounting the Double salmon ladder
But first.. get the crud out of his hands...
No problems so far..
Jump across successful
Up the other side with no issues either
Onwards to the Unstable Bridge
Cleared to the other side of the gap
Taking a couple steps and swings
And crashed on the other side
Balance checks on the Balance tank but otherwise okay
Cleared on the Balance tank.. didn't realize that the stopper was there.. kinda misses the point right? DEFINITELY want the stupid thing LONGER so they have to be forced to actually BALANCE.. ya know?
Metal Spin clear but kinda running out of time...
Ah yes.. I love how he whips the walls up with what seems to be no effort
He really does have a great technique.. so anyone else with that amount of time left would be panicking right now..
Doh.. almost got caught underneath
lightly taps the red button again
Okuyama Familycam™ approves
.. he looks .. tired...
Correction.. that stage kicked his butt...
... hurray.. LOL That's body language for utter relief!!
Going after Levi (and ironically because it was Okuyama for which they designed the stoppers at the end of the poles for..)
he was very careful to stay straight
which did actually take some of his speed away
... I see Okuyama didn't read my last blog and brought back the stupid baby hand slaps..
Lilia knows what this is this time and slaps him hard..
Meanwhile.. wife gets kinky and grabs his hand with both of hers!! IN PUBLIC.. THE SCANDAL!!! What would the children think? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! lol...
Takaya is still scarred from the public display of affection.. meanwhile oblivious Daddy is only interested in pointing out something on the course...
Oh this is not good.. we got a fast forward...
Well.. sorta.. they didn't do a looooong introduction.. in fact.. no introduction at all..
and just like a cat.. he lands on his feet
Oh for the love of.. don't screw this up Koji... Now I'm worried since they didn't bother with an intro..
But I guess we shouldn't be since we all know who the heck was on that cliffhanger.. (lalalalallalalalaala)
doing fine on the turn around
Jump across is clean
Unstable bridge mount..
Taking a bunch of swings
Finally jumps across
slowly trying to get to the edge
And he makes it
.. balance tank
wow he's actually on this for almost the whole run
Grabs rope just fine
Takes time to prepare for the Metal Spin
Clear on Metal spin
Lifting the wall
ahahahah he listened to me :)
uh oh.. my back hurts just LOOKING at that..
He's trying to be all butch about...
And decides.. screw it.. he's going under it!
I love his Mom :)
Who's ecstatic he didn't botch that at the end
Classic Mom hiding her smile behind a huge sign :)
Amerika #2!!Brian Orosco
ブライアン・オロスコ Representing Amerika アメリカ
TBS reminding you of his Stage 2 performances. Being stopped by the Salmon Ladder in Sasuke 21
And being stopped by the Unstable Bridge (and almost time up) on Sasuke 23
Being a wee bit careful on this now
Straightening out every time he went crooked
A little bit of trouble on the Salmon Ladder
Going up on the other side with some speed (what he lacked in 23)
Now onto the obstacle that pwned him in 23
Taking his time balancing.. LMFAO he's bending the planks.. ahahahhaahh
took forever but he made it to the other side
bending on the other side as well.. time.. disappearing...
swinging at the end..
still trying to dismount as we approach the 30 second mark...
FINALLY off this stupid thing
Onwards to the balance tank
and is making up time as he goes
almost falls off the dismount of the Metal Spin!
with the klaxon blaring when he's on the FIRST wall he's now hauling a$$
.. this... is going to be.. close....
Last wall.... he's trying to shove himself underneath it..
WOW THAT Was close! (not Shingo close.. but still.. that was close)
That is one happy camper!
Levi ecstatic! Pink towel and all!
I see Rich is still around
I love you man!
G4 is happy! They got footage of the 3rd stage with someone they want on it!
"Okuyama also abuses the equipment at his job.." Mwahhahhahha.
BTW Lilia is one of the cutest kids I've ever seen :D I love her smile!
I thought they were fast forwarding Koji too..but I didn't bother. Commercials never lie...ehem.
I found Brian's run AMAZING. Besides almost cracking the Unstable Bridge planks...lol...he did something unbeliavable at the end. WTF...10 seconds left after clearing the Metal Spin...I still don't know how did he manage do clear. I'm happy for im tho :D
1. Did they make the walls heavier?
2."Meanwhile.. wife gets kinky and grabs his hand with both of hers!! IN PUBLIC.. THE SCANDAL!!! What would the children think? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!"...
L. M. F. A. O.
3. Brian Orosco finaaly cleared the 2nd stage!
Nope the walls are identical in weight.
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