SASUKE 23!! PART ELEVEN
(PART ONE) (PART TWO) (PART THREE) (PART FOUR) (PART FIVE) (PART SIX) (PART SEVEN) (PART EIGHT) (PART NINE) (PART TEN)
Sasuke spoilerific review ;) Warning.. incoming blog of Sasuke 23.. if you don’t want to know.. you have been warned :D Please sign the Sasuke DVD Petition! I'd love for EVERYONE to be able to have their own copy of Sasuke to watch at their leisure. For a preview of this event.. Please see SASUKE NAVI FALL 2009 (1 hour review of Sasuke 23 with fluff pieces of all the major players in the upcoming Sasuke!) Oh.. and as Ube says: If you are from the G4 Forums, DON'T POST THIS THERE. They expect everyone to stick their head in the sand and pretend it doesn't exist..
UBE'S Sorta-LIVE-BLOG FOR SASUKE 23 IS HERE!
(Massive thanks to Ube for his help on the names in English and Japanese of all the competitors!!)
All-star Shingo Yamamoto 山本進悟 getting ready for his Stage 2 run!
.. and .. fidgety as usual.. LOL
Sasuke Porn pic.. and Ube.. I don't know about what you do.. but real men DON'T SHAVE THEIR PITS!!
Yuuji considering whether or not to show me his pits...
Levi.. I don't want to know if he does.. LOL j/k TBS shots of "hmmm...."
Nagano looks bored...
Kenji Takahashi 高橋賢次 celebrating with Yoshiyuki Okuyama 奥山義行 as they are the only 2 that have cleared so far! 7 have failed!
Didn't realize how much taller Kenji is...
All-star Shingo Yamamoto 山本進悟 getting ready for his Second stage run!
You have no idea how happy I am to see him back! Guess his hat dried...
Nagano showing a side.. nvm.. Nagano yelling support while Takeda is transfixed...
Maybe Takeda's sedated... he looks like a statue.. did he even blink?
And there he goes! Hope nothing monumentally stupid happens... he's known for really ugly stage 2's..
Okay.. first crack at the Salmon Ladder..
Meh.. a little sideways..
But progressing okay so far...
Offtrack again...
Phew.. Salmon Ladder cleared.. and Stick Slider cleared...
.. His turn on the Unstable Bridge coming up...
K.. don't foul this up... don't foul this up...
Good job so far.. time running short though...
Poor thing.. look at his face...
And.. Commercials.. I should be used to this by now..
Okay this is odd.. commercials DURING this run...
Still commercials.. OH crap.. look at the time!!!
They are still showing commercial sponsors..
Okay we are back! Here come the walls!!
Ugly Shingo Technique™ FTW!!!
LOL He's taking off his hat...
AND THERE IT GOES! LOL He just chucks it..
Must have been irritating him.. or it was dangling on his face...
Crap.. crap.. crap...
SHOVE THAT BODY IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND.. c'mon...
and the patented SHINGO SPLASHDOWN NAIL-BITING FINALE™!!!
And.. TOUCHDOWN!!!
Nagano and Takeda screaming to Shingo to finish!
Poor guys.. he keeps doing these nail-biting finishes..
And the crowd goes wild!
Takeda: Dude.. you seriously need to stop doing that...
Meanwhile.. still recovering from his coronary...
Shingo: Was that dramatic enough for you??
Shingo: Holy crap I'm so tired...
Back to Shingo on the Salmon Ladder having all sorts of issues
And the Unstable Bridge
Shingo desperately needs to send Levi Meeuwenberg flowers for inspiring M9 to modify the walls after Levi got his foot caught at the end of Stage 2 in Sasuke 20.
Because he HAS been in this position before.. but the walls came ALL the way down to the floor...
Had this been pre-Sasuke 20 Shingo would have been royally screwed...
DOG PILE ON THE BUTTON!!
Dramatic finish!
UGH! LOL I swear he's going to give me a heart attack.. and never disappointing me.. he "Shingo'ed" it.. LOL
HOLY CRAAAAAAAAAAAP..
Levi I'm sending you flowers... and a card.. and possibly a can of motor oil..
I seriously need to stop doing that.. OMG!!!!!!!!!!
Wow I almost had to eat humble pie after all that trash-talking earlier...
Ack they fast forwarded his entry!
Doing great so far! Lee has already cleared the Salmon Ladder and Stick Slider.
.. on his way to the Unstable Bridge!
So far so good...
Great job! He's cleared it with no major issues.
K just the Metal Spin left and plenty of time
Up he goes
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Crap.. He's done this before too..
Levi hearing Lee fail
I guess not enough height?
Similar to Sato last time..
Yeah must have been too low this time.
Aww that sucks.. I wanted him to try the Shin-Cliffhanger again...
Levi Meeuwenberg リーヴァイ・ミューエンバーグ getting ready for his run
ANW representin'
Levi Meeuwenberg リーヴァイ・ミューエンバーグ the last American Standing.. again..
Salmon Ladder .. er.. a little rocky but gets his rhythm on the top
Levi's turn to the Unstable bridge..
2nd Plank so far so good
Off to the Metal Spin and..
............ Yeah.. you knew this was coming.. you know it...
His precarious exit of the Unstable bridge
Doing good on the Metal Spin
Hey he must have heard me bitching about him not putting the wall over his head like the other guys :p
Plenty of time left on the clock. 4th clear!
Oh oh...
.......... (told myself to give it up..)
....... (moving on..)
Brian representin'
LOL Nagano and Shingo not enjoying the flip.. Ahahahahahahah
Levi Meeuwenberg リーヴァイ・ミューエンバーグ - Onward to Stage 3!
Hitoshi Kanno 菅野仁志 meditates.. he's up next..
Hitoshi Kanno 菅野仁志 knows he has to be careful.. 8 failures and 4 clears so far..
.. did you notice they haven't shown his drama queen girlfriend? Is she even still around? Sorry.. moving on..
Yuuji offering his support!
Concentration is high..
Doing well on the Salmon Ladder
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
HOly.. wait.. did he .. wait..
HOLY CRAP HE DID CATCH IT.. omg don't use your feet...
WOW he's strong.. okay.. so far.. I don't see any pink letters or anything..
Wow.. that's .. wow I almost had another heart attack.. he's still hanging on...
PHEW.. he's off the stupid thing.. onward to the Unstable Bridge as he hauls butt for the lost time..
So far so good....
K on the other side.. c'mon.. you can do it....
Almost no set up to the Metal Spin as he's trying to make up the time lost..
Wow he flew through the walls!!
Whoot! Cleared with ease!
Yuuji representin'!
Takeda has to be sedated.. or constipated.. jury is still out on that...LOL doesn't the patch look like a McDonald's patch on his arm?
Hitoshi Kanno 菅野仁志 is king of the world! WHOOOOOO!
Let's see that again....
Rules are that you cannot use your feet to support yourself but he managed to keep them swinging in the air as he miraculously got out of that one!
New found respect for this guy.. I mean I liked him already but geez.. that's just ridiculous to get out of that one.
Dramatic fire as he touches the red button
Make that FIVE! (Kongo, Okuyama, Shingo and Levi)
Dude.. didn't I look cool one hand grabbing that thing?
Hitoshi Kanno 菅野仁志 onwards to Stage 3!!
4 comments:
Shingo is awesome!
This is actually one of my favorite Stage 2 finishes for him :D
1) I cringed when the last 50kg wall felt on Shingo's back. Lucky for him that the gap was high. I dare not imagine if the wall was like the old ones. Horror! not foot or leg but back!
2) Great Joke, Arsenette, LOL! But i think:- not just a can of motor oil but a year's supply of motor oil for free will be more appropriate...LMAO!
1) Me too.. though he has had his foot, back and legs stuck under the previous wall.. which is why I found it amusing that after Levi got his foot stuck they changed it.. Poor Shingo could have used it like 3 years before.. LOL Some poor soul got their torso stuck on it once..
2) LOL I get giddy at like 4 am when I do these things :p
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