Sasuke spoilerific review ;) Warning.. incoming blog of Sasuke 29.. if you don’t want to know.. you have been warned
:D (Just remember.. the USA Broadcast of this.. will be.. well probably never
honestly. Yes.. you read that
right.. Now with the death of G4 official
and NBC not giving a damn about Sasuke Japan (especially after boycotting Sasuke 28 AND Sasuke 29..).. we may never see Sasuke
Rising on US television (or any overseas country for that matter unless
everyone buys the original 3 hour broadcast from TBS). For a preview
of this event.. Please see SASUKE Rising (29) NAVI
a half hour review of Sasuke Rising with fluff pieces of all the major
players in the upcoming Sasuke and even a couple of runs that were
cut from the official broadcast!
(Massive thanks to TBS for posting the names of all 100 competitors! Thanks to Ube for his help on the names in English!!)
And next with a hype from Navi it's Yusuke Morimoto 森本 裕介
Condensed version from Navi - University student 大学生 who works at a rock climbing place
And you too can get a signed Sasuke All-Star shirt at Maguro Festival!
OMG Sasuke BOOTLEG! I WANT IT!!!
C'MON TBS.. we've been waiting for YEARS for an official release of Sasuke on Bluray or DVD
Oh.. that's right.. he's a Yamada fan. Years ago.
He has his own mock set up at home
And we're back! Off he goes!
Clear on the Long Jump
Clear on the Log Grip
wiping the sand off his hands while waiting for an opening on the Hedgehog
oh.. slight footcatch but cleared!
Taking a few to compose himself before the Jump Hang Kai
Nice Catch!
Doing great across the cargo net for a clear
Easy clear on low wall
pole dancing
and clear on the higher wall
Plenty of time left as he hits the Tarzan Rope!
Wow.. VERY low....
Working hard to make up the distance
A huge smile as he knows he has cleared again!
pre-celebration!
Emphatic BOTH hands to touch the timer (since in trials (his run shown on Navi) he ran past it thinking he didn't touch it)
Yusuke Morimoto 森本 裕介 - FIRST STAGE CLEAR!
Yessir that's 79 people down and 11 clears now!
Nagano and Asa showing their support!
Lemon soda?
LOL the replay on the celebration before the end.
Oh and for the record.. he's not new.. this is his 4th time at Sasuke.
Recap of the clears:
Sasuke All-star Shingo Yamamoto 山本進悟
Sasuke 24 Finalist Kouji Hashimoto 橋本亘司
Taiwan's Lee En Chi リー・エンチ
Daisuke Morikami 守上大輔
Taiga Hoshikawa 星川大我
Hidekazu Inoue 井上英和
More clears:
Hiromasa Katakabe 片伯部浩正
Toshiharu Takami 高見俊治
Terukazu Ishikawa 石川輝一
Masashi Hioki 日置 将士
and
Yusuke Morimoto 森本 裕介
Okay.. back to studio. Okay for the record IF they HAVE to do this at all (Personally I don't like it since it doesn't serve any purpose since clearly no one here has ever watched the show..) then it's better to do between stages or in interim like this. We no longer have "box girl" so I'm happy for that.
Well since we Fast forwarded through another Kouji run.. he jumped to the left and cleared also.
Dude is right.. Hioki is a lucky man.. check out the hot chick he married
And yes.. He also shared a moment for All-Star Bunpei Shiratori 白鳥文平.. BRING HIM BACK!!!!
After this commercial break we got a swimmer!
a boxer!
a gymnast!
A camera whore cccccombo breaker celebutard!
And a legend!
Good! No spoilers on the commercial bumps. Here's Shingo
And Lee
And Shingo again! I approve!
We're back in stage one after a detour we could have done without..
Shift change!
Veteran announcer Keisuke Hatsuta 初田 啓介 is back ya'll!
Reminder now that they just magically cut #80 from the show! LOL
Swimmer (4th place at the Sydney Olympics) 水泳選手（シドニー五輪200m背4位）
Tomoko Hagiwara 萩原智子
Tomoko Hagiwara 萩原智子
See TBS? We have enough women to run a Kunoichi! BRING BACK KUNOICHI!
Clear on the Log Grip
LOL She's crawling between obstacles
and doesn't seem happy about it either LOL
Taking time picking her spot for the Hedgehog
And she cleared it!
Noooooooo too much sideways momentum and she Yamada's off the side!
She aaaalmost had it!
Omg I'm so happy there was a water hazard where she was.. this could have been painful!
She's sooooooo frustrated!
But quickly finds humor and does the backstroke.. her main discipline
Tomoko Hagiwara 萩原智子 - Death by Hedgehog
Pro Boxer プロボクサー
Ryo Miyazaki 宮崎亮
Clear on Long Jump
Clear on Log Grip
Oh.. having trouble on Hedgehog
aaaaalmost...
Clear!
Oh.. but out on the Jump Hang Kai
Yeah.. must hit the + sign dead in the middle
LOL He lost his shoe!
Ryo Miyazaki 宮崎亮 - Death by Jump Hang Kai
LOL Reporter tells him where his shoe was and he retrieves it
Former Gymnast 元体操選手
Daisuke Nakano 中野大輔
Daisuke Nakano 中野大輔
As a gymnast if he failed this I would have reamed him for it..
Clear on log grip
He's also fussing with the not-so one size fits all knee pads
And elbow pads..
clear on the Hedgehog
GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah.. makes NO sense whatsover.. at least that might shut up the SMF kids who thought someone should try this.. IT'S TOO FAR APART IDIOT!
He brought a cheering squad of kids
and most of them are going wtf as well
Let's see that again.. at least he touched one of the sides...
Daisuke Nakano 中野大輔 - Death by stupidity Jump Hang Kai
LOL he's embarrassed.. even with that explanation..
Nice clear on the Long Jump
Clear on Log Grip
Taking his time on the Hedgehog
aaaaaand clear!
YES! He got the Jump Hang Kai
I'm so happy he remembered to put his underwear on this time..
Time for some Sasuke Spray
.. seriously making love to Sasuke Spray
Clear on the low wall
Pole dancing
.. what's the hold up?
wasted 20 seconds on the wall..
and paying for it dearly now that he has less than 20 before fussing even more with the tarzan rope
He could have done what Yuuji did before.. just take the rope and jump letting it rip off the platform LOL
yeah.. this was unfortunately inevitable
Wakky knows what that feels like though..
I'm sure he's replaying the scene on the wall over and over in his head.. Those 10 seconds just fussing cost him the stage clear
Kinnikun Nakayama なかやまきんに君 - Death by Time up on Rope Wall Ladder
Despite the disappointment, this should give him more confidence that he's on the right track for training. Just less fussing and more decisiveness and he's got this!
Comedian (Penalty) 芸人（ペナルティ）
Wakky ワッキー who we keep saying is the current champion of Genoijin Sportsman #1 since another Celebrity tourney hasn't been made!
And our reminder as to why Wakky empathized with Kinnikun.. he himself also timed out on the Rope Wall Ladder in Sasuke 28!
So he did a LOT of training
to build stamina more than anything else.
still don't like the carved out "is it a beard or a goatee?" thing..
Wakky ワッキーreminding us that he is a comedian after all
Nice clear on the Long Jump
clear on the Log Grip
Taking time before getting on the Hedgehog that's been annihilating people all day
Clear!
Taking a moment to collect himself before the Jump Hang Kai
And he got it! Hey.. can you go along the outside?
And he's through!
A VERY QUICK application of Sasuke Spray to his feet
and up he goes!
pole dancing
okay I'm not adverse to this.. he did a small run (not coming to a complete stop) before doing the full run up to the wall
LOL he's HAULING up the wall..
C'mon.. c'mon.. you can do this..
DAMN! VERY low...
He's making up the time though.. C'mon!!!!!!!!!!
LUNGING forward..
YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Asa screaming support at the lunge
And finally celebration at the clear!
He's ecstatic!
86 have competed and we have 12 clears!
And the reminder he is a comedian after all who's known for the faces
.. oh yeah.. Sato is here isn't he...
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