2010 Sportsman No. 1 Monster Box Special - Part 5

2010 Sportsman No. 1 Monster Box Special
栄光のスポーツマン№１決定戦スペシャル

PART FIVE

(PART ONE) (PART TWO) (PART THREE) (PART FOUR)

For a preview of what Monster Box is please refer to my blog on the 2010 Sportsman No. 1 Navi (a half hour show). For brevity's sake I will not post what I already did there. I also want to make clear that the entire show will not be posted here. I am only concentrating on Monster Box and any specials tied to previous Sportsman #1 events. Thanks everyone for being patient while I do this.. was sick with a stupid cold.. grrr...

UBE'S BLOG OF THIS SHOW HERE

17 boxes - 2 meters 46 centimeters (approx. 8 feet)

Blast from the past again.. Koji Akiyama 秋山 幸二 - Baseball player

Shinzo Koroki 興梠 慎三 - Soccer guy

Sato Hiromichi 佐藤弘道 .. yes.. THAT Sato Hiromichi..

Gon.. again...

Back in the present.. oh.. joy.. Yukio Iketani 池谷幸雄

And.. wtf..

He's already laughing.. not sure what hit though.. his butt or . .his back?

His little brother doesn't care.. he's too busy laughing..

His butt hit first then his back it seems scrapped the end of the Monster Box

Ah.. okay.. at 17 boxes you get a 2nd chance. So his 1st chance is blown.

LOL Takeda's had like 4 different theme songs today.. LOL

Toshihiro Takeda 竹田敏浩 looking really sheepish

Again.. sucking air..

And UP AND OVER!!

Plenty of height and space!

He's so proud of himself :)

And now the shock sets in.. LOL

Dude are you serious? I did that? Again??

Kawaii.... he's really shocked!

Dude.. your hands are covered in CHALK.. that's not so smart.. LOL

Could you BELIEVE that??

Toda is beside himself right now (cough.. it's so nice (and rare) to see men with their wedding rings..)

Orakio Matsuyuki 松雪オラキオ is doing a loud ovation!

Shingo and Nagano looking on.

Shingo already seeing that he's doing well

LOL Looks like Nagano was Really REALLY surprised! ROFL his buddy didn't think he could make it! ROFL!!!

Celebration really begins as they are beside themselves with .. surprise.. ahahahah

Nagano looking for his seat and Shingo's still partying

Wakky and company seem to be really happy! Actually the crowd (or competitors since there is no audience) are all clapping at Takeda right now. Wakky is screaming Sugoi a couple times ("Cool" or "Amazing")

Geez... Naoki actually gave Takeda a thumbs up??

Awwww.. kawaii.. he's all embarrassed and happy at the same time

.. and apparently still in disbelief! LOL

It's so evident the look of shock in his face...

and now bashful pride!

Oh.. that was a little closer than I thought the first time.. but he didn't touch anything so he's good.

17 boxes cleared and he did it on his first attempt!

Not sure what's he's saying but it's short

(take a drink.. everyone's wearing Descente gear.. )

Wakky ワッキー is up next

And he clears!

Orakio Matsuyuki 松雪オラキオ from Dangan Jockey 弾丸ジャッキー hmm.. he was a former Gymnast!

And HE emphatically clears!

Golf clap.. (thinking right now his brother is going to make his life a living nightmare if non-athletes like Takeda beat him in this show..)

Not sure what he's talking about.. maybe angle?

Kazuya Matsunaga 松永一哉 - Actor

And he clears!

Okie dokie.. Naoki now gets up and supports his stupid brother.. or he'll never hear the end of it.. They break out the chart to show the 4 people who are attempting their 2nd jump at 17 boxes

Yukio Iketani 池谷幸雄 is up for his 2nd (and last) try at 17 boxes

and he makes it

LMFAO.. insane clapping.. seems his family dinner is not ruined after all!

Awwwww someone failed the 2nd jump.. badly..

Aww it's Kazuyuki Toda 戸田和幸 - Soccer player

Kimitake Satou 佐藤公威 - basketball guy also is out

Baseball player Takehiro Ishikawa 石川雄洋

Doh.. he is done as well.. (apparently he touched twice with his hands)

Baseball player Takehiro Ishikawa 石川雄洋 is not happy..

The list for 18 boxes is now much shorter - 13 guys still in contention!

Daisuke Miyazaki 宮﨑大輔 - Handball dude

Tomoki Kitagawa 北川智規 - Rugby player

Toshihiro Takeda 竹田敏浩 - Firefighter

Okie dokie.. 18 boxes is 2 meters 56 centimeters (approx. 8.4 feet)

blast from the past again - Kenji Sakaguchi 坂口 憲二 - Actor

.. Gon .. again..

Whoops.. looks like he failed 18..

Kane walks over to make sure Gon's okay

Masashi "Gon" Nakayama 中山 雅史, - Failed the first jump of 18 boxes

Yippee.. back to present and this guy again.. Yukio Iketani 池谷幸雄

BAP.. right on the schnozz..

Little brother can't help himself and laugh again at his brother's misfortune

Going on Fast forwards now.. not a good sign.. this is Wakky ワッキー

Ack.. he took a header as well..

He's laughing it off though

LOL Takeda looks concerned even before Wakky jumps..

Feels it internally...

Toshihiro Takeda 竹田敏浩 also on fast forward...

Uhhhhgh.. almost no height.. he hit the springboard at the bottom

Just kicks off the thing backwards.. and you hear him giggle in girly voice.. lol

Takeda and his bling are at a loss as to how one box made such a difference.. Dude.. it's only 1 more box.. wtf..

Okie dokie.. how well is he going to do.. injured..

Daisuke Miyazaki 宮﨑大輔 - Handball dude is up next

Totally not a problem!

Finally.. he smiled today!

Tomoki Kitagawa 北川智規 - Rugby player

Whoah.. wait.. did he make it?

He seems.. relieved?

Phew.. just his shirt hit.. but that was a liiiiiiiiitle too close for comfort! He clears though!

Tomoki Kitagawa 北川智規 happy to have cleared 18 boxes!

Hirokazu Oyama 大山大和 - Muscle Musical マッスルミュージカル

HOLY crap he's high...

LMFAO.. I smell a hotdog competition between Muscle Musical colleagues.. dude's gonna get fired if he shows up Naoki though.. LOL!!!

LOL Kitagawa making fun of Oyama's landing pose

Hirokazu Oyama 大山大和 clears 18 boxes.. in style! Heck.. with that height.. wow.. he's unreal.. guess it helps when you do this every day for money :p

Naoki coaching his brother Yukio for his 2nd try.. again..
"You see that there? Don't hit your face on it"

Apparently this is not new for Naoki.. giving advice.. we seem to go back in time again as we see Naoki with yet another hair color and haircut.. teaching Gon how to conquer the 18 boxes.

18 Boxes.. Part Deux!

There goes that.. oh nevermind.. if you don't know who this is.. you haven't been reading...

There's a surprise.. Gon passed 18 boxes.

And the shadow of Kane Kosugi is about the only thing TBS is showing of the guy who has the 22 box record.. LOL

Yukio and his schnozz..

Well he didn't smash his face in this time.. this time he came down in the middle of the box.

Wakky, Orakio and Takeda looking on

And the reaction to the fail

Crap.. there goes Thanksgiving Dinner..

And he's still resting on the top of the box

Yukio Iketani 池谷幸雄 ends today with 17 boxes cleared

Wakky ワッキー pumping himself up for his 2nd try at 18 boxes

Aww.. another buttplant..

And his day is over as well

take a drink.. Descente in multicolor!

Wakky ワッキー completes the day with 17 boxes cleared

Man TBS loves cracking out the charts! Either way.. Takeda had 7 successful jumps in a row. Missed his last one and is on his final attempt at 18 boxes.

Again.. taking deep breaths.. (Btw I'm cracking up because I recognize this theme song.. it's from the movie Twister)

The eyebrow waxing is still cracking me up.. sorry.. had to say it.. it's too perfect.. LMFAO oh oh.. he didn't like that comment...

Ignoring me he bows again to the crowd for the thunderous applause (well from the last guys still in this thing.. LOL)

Will he make it.. which cuisine will reign supreme? crap wrong show...

Oh oh.. looking reaaally nervous as he looks over to his friends...

And off he goes...

Okay placement.. better than last time...

Gaaaaaah came down too early.. on his butt..

And he kicks off just as Nagano did in the exact position

Awwwwww his day is over as well and you can see the disappointment

Wakky not happy.. (cough don't read lips.. cough) j/k :)

Crraaaaaaaaaaaaap..

Hey he did great today! He shouldn't be too disappointed! He doesn't train for this stuff!

Shingo agrees with me and he is the first to start the round of applause

Nagano still needs consoling though

Awww

Didn't get quite enough height so he ran out of room really fast

and landed right on the toshi.. er.. tush..

Toshihiro Takeda 竹田敏浩 ending a fabulous debut to Sportsman #1 with 17 boxes cleared as he receives his certificate of completion

I do hope he gets invited again to go to the real show! That'd be cool! TBS RENEW GEINOJIN SPORTSMAN!!! (cough.. the last one was friggin 2007!!)

Orakio Matsuyuki 松雪オラキオ from Dangan Jockey 弾丸ジャッキー on his 2nd attempt at 18 boxes!

.. hmm? he seems to be completely off the side.. I didn't hear any body parts hitting though..

Oh he's not sure either..

Hmm.. seems most of his body was away from the box so that's considered a miss

Orakio Matsuyuki 松雪オラキオ from Dangan Jockey 弾丸ジャッキー is done as well with 17 boxes completed

Hmm I've seen him all day but never running - Akihito Yamada 山田章仁 - he plays Rugby

Yamada totally representin' - he's cleared!

Daisuke surprised!

Akihito Yamada 山田章仁 clears 18 boxes with long dyed hair!

PART SIX